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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:35

'blessed' with two songs?
Mmm. Matter of opinion, that.

CPtart · 07/12/2013 20:35

Nicole's dress is sliding lower down her body by the minute

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:35

'pre-chorus'

is that the verse, Nicole?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:35

He's not from Glasgow though Louis.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:36

pre-chorus

I like the pre-intro best. And the post-finale.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:37

Post-finale is always excellent!

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 20:37

Pretty sure that's called a bridge, Nicole...

Another one for the Nictionary.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:37

Don't let this be shazza's year.

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:37

oh, here we go.

Please don't let it be Shazza's year.

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BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 20:38

I do like Loose Screw.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:38

Loose taking her chances with the dog shit there

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:38

Please don't fall off the swing. No, please.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:38

Dammit and they didn't do the cop costume
Chickens.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:39

What is this pushing on a swing bit supposed to achieve? Are the producers just really cross that Joan went out before they got the chance to pull out the swing?

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:39

Another optical illusion dress, that doesn't work.

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BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 20:39

It does kind of show what a good singer Bouncy is though. If they can make Elton look good, they're in trouble.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:40

Arf at swing-loss frustration. Could be.

Another Derren Brown dress for Loose Screw there. Cunning.

TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 20:40

The Stylist doesn't want this one t win. WTAF I that she's wearing. Awful shoulders and hips as wide a runway.

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:40

I bet's she's sung this before, on't cruise ships.

I can't warm to her.

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IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 20:40

She's borrowed Hannah's wet look leggings!

HermioneWeasley · 07/12/2013 20:40

Epic style fail with Sam this week. She does have a brilliant voice though.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:40

All these things just make Bouncy sound amazing
Though Loose is better than most, granted.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:40

It's because the stylists can't get their heads around the whole TV thing. They just dress them for being on a big stage a long way from the audience.

At least she can sing the song. That's something.

SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 20:41

She is morphing into Micahel Bolton Shock

BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 20:41

Wardrobe needs incarcerating after this, and for LooseScreew to set about her with a truncheon.

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