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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 20:24

Is Nicole wearing a duvet?

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 20:24

They've all had haircuts this week. Supercutz must have had an offer on!

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:25

YY the Drug Mule 'do. Classy.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:25

There's almost certainly a reason for the drug mule bun. She'll be diving into it in the breaks.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:27

Where are the Christmas adverts?

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:27

Calamitous- yy! It's perfect for hiding blue smarties. Allegedly.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:28

I looked at iPhones in the apple store recently. The 5cs look dreadfully cheap. They'd look cool if they done them in the coloured metal finish they use on iPods, but they look nasty as plasticky.

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:29

It's too late for Christmas ads now. As far as retail goes, it's nearly Valentine's day.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:29

I heard that the commercial radio association are complaining about the widespread Gary barlowficationon the bbc.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 20:29

Apparently the Sainsburys one is making its debut tonight...

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:30

Wee Jimmy has all Scotland right behind him
But Louis was there first.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:30

Surely there are Boxing Day sofa sales to advertise or something?

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:30

Wee Jimmy always looks like he has an eye infection.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:31

The Sainsbos ad is never off the jeffing telly? Is there a new one?

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:31

I hope he's not going to make those faces during the song.

SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 20:31

Its a westlife coat
Updated with added pleather.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 20:31

Wee Jimmy's got some pinkeye going on. Too much time on Louis' pillow.

BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 20:31

This is too low for him.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:31

Do you think he means to sound this shit?

SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 20:32

Beyonce doesn't even sing the best version of this song.

Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:32

This sounds the wrong key for him,

What was the random 'woo'Hmm

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:32

Cooo, this is proper shite.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 20:32

Poo faces.

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 20:32

He really isn't going to sell records is he?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 20:32

SeaDevil - Florence and the Machine do an awesome version