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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:19

Yy, he's pretty AND dirty AU. I like that.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:20

I hope kimbo isn't going to be dancing.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:20

Does he have a hanky round his ankle this week?

CPtart · 07/12/2013 20:20

Another dreadful shirt for Luke

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:20

Bovver boots and no socks must chafe, and smell.

What's happening in the background?

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:20

Wtf with the shirt? What pattern is that? Bin-raider?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 20:21

I am back. Did you miss me?

Pretty sure all the judges are wankered already.

rosebudandvodka · 07/12/2013 20:21

This kid looks like Kimberley Walsh dunt he?

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:21

Nicole's eyebrows and false lash combo tonight produces a very strange effect.

HermioneWeasley · 07/12/2013 20:21

I much prefer Luke's version of the Beyoncé song

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:21

Ohfgs Grin

CPtart · 07/12/2013 20:22

He looks like a busker

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:22

Ahh, his trews no longer fit- they've split at the knees like the hulk

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CPtart · 07/12/2013 20:22

....just needs a dog on a string

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:22

It is a truly horrible shirt.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 20:22

Stomp stomp stomp across the stage with the guitar strap lifting and seperating his tits like a Playtex bra.

ROFFLE.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:22

I think they have made his shirt out of Ds's star wars duvet cover. It's exactly the same pattern.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 20:23

Shazza is officially sloshed. I think she's my hero.

BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 20:23

I'm not sure Kimbo is wise to wear a shirt depicting the planets.

TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 20:23

I want to be an X Factor judge. What other job encourages you to rock up totally wankered and talk actual utter bollocks.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 20:23

Not the only thing that's outgrown the tv studio...

Borelow you're such a bitch

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 20:23

It would look better with gods and chewbacca on it,raahh.

Lukified. That sounds unpleasant.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 20:24

Fat knees?

Maybe the shirt is one of those global hypercolours, remember them? Only it's showing his future. It's called the Horo-shirt, works on a number of levels.
Shit coloured, obvs

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 20:24

Lukefied? Pretty sure that's not a verb....

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 20:24

luke-a fied?

Nicole has a dictionary of her own, doesn't she?

And is wearing a drug-mule bun

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