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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:46

Cowell prob wants Sam to win- she won't really have much of a career, and never bother him again. It won't cost him muchGrin

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CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:46

My favourite two acts too. Sad

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:46

CANNY like a bear and hare FOX, Croodboy

Out of time tho

IamInvisible · 08/12/2013 20:46

Oooh tugging at Mrs O's heart strings!

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:46

Oh, he sounds defeated already. And i really wouldn't have picked this song, at the moment.

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JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 08/12/2013 20:47

The Duffers styled this week by Andrea Bocelli

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:47

Oh dear Luke. This was ill advised.

The duffers will absolutely be better.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:47

Raahh Grin I actually laughed out loud at that

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 08/12/2013 20:47

This is awful.

squoosh · 08/12/2013 20:47

Much prefer Luke and his loopy hair to that tiny 52 year old Scottish man posing as a teenager.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 08/12/2013 20:47

I remember when this song had a tune...

Was only the last ad break.

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:48

C'mon my son!!

(I like both acts too, of the ones to choose from).

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SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:48

Jesus, is he having a breakdown?

A FAAAAALlllllEN TREEEEEEEEE

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:48

Luke is making the JL version sound good. Confused

I could do better than this. And I am an atrocious singer.

IamInvisible · 08/12/2013 20:48

I agree Squoosh.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:48

At the Respek Bro, that is. Thread moves fast....

Fuck this is horrific.

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:48

You may well cry- wee Jimmy- should've been you!

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snice · 08/12/2013 20:48

his legs have given way from all the excess poundage

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:49

Well it was only a matter of time before Duffers did Boys II Men....

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 08/12/2013 20:49

Hahaha Boyz II Men

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:49

Christ.... It's Blade!

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:49

The duffers should pick a fun song for the sing off. They're better at fun.

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:50

I like your man in the golfing socks and the pleather shirt

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:50

See, the Duffers will do an album of Boyz2men covers, and jls.

At least Crood is current. ish.

It will be deadlock.

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IamInvisible · 08/12/2013 20:50

Poor LukeSad