X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

[Raahh]

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations.

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of .

Crood' outfit is particularly dire for these results.

Raahh

Louis knows one of his is for the chop.

Fucks sake if I were Loose Screw I'd be insulted at the sheer amount of illusion-wear they were sticking me in

ROAR at the Duffer feeling the Spirit
Good luck with that

Oh sod arse and bugger

SayCool we all thought it-only you said it

ooh , Jimmy is psyching himself up.

Awww, Crood and Duffers

I don't really want either to go

How can that be?

You were correct about how the vote would go. Wee barra absolutely was the worst.

I fucking DESPISE Nicholas.

Kimbo to go surely
They like the Duffers. Cos they is STREET innit

Agreed SayCool and Sue

Hello all

I missed Leona

So Luke or The Duffers then?
Sam's going to win the whole thing isn't she, release an album then never be heard of again.

Worse than what say cool said, I couldn't help but imagine how the decor in the house would be interpreted in MN households across the land. It was like a bingo card of twiggy shit threads material.

Then I told myself to stop being an arsehole.

Nicholas got thro? Nooooo!!!

He's shit! Who the fuck is voting for him..??

I love Rough Copy!!

Hate X Factor, I always get over invested and then disappointed.... Every time....

The Duffers are due to step into the void that JLS have left in all our lives
Kimbo is orf.

Alas, it looks like Sam will win. Sigh.

YY, stop being arseholes y'all. Save it for the deserving

The only 2 acts I like are in the sing off. Quite proud really

The whole of Scotland. Louis told them to.

I feel sorry for Crood. Because he got rid of Meh- and for that- RESPEK,bro.

But there are not enough curtains in the world to make his out fit for the final....

It is unfair on kimbo though. I'd far rather see him sing next week than wee nick and his glowing ears and boring songs.

Screw loose is yet another example of how disconnected the xfactor is with the music people actually want to listen to and would be willing to pay money for.

My 2 favourites in the sing off :(
Hope rough copy go through!

I don't know how many times I've told DH not to ring this time on a Sunday!

At least I get to see them perform!

Think Luke will be going home. I actually think RC should win.