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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

720 replies

Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 08/12/2013 20:54

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 08/12/2013 20:54

Ha! If any of my children buy me Loose Screws album, the only thing I'll be forcing is the the CD up their arse

squoosh · 08/12/2013 20:55

FUCK THAT SHIT!

Grrrrrr.

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:55

The duffers will still become the JLS. Regardless.

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:55

Poor duffers. The wee fella looked murderous there. I feel a bit scared that I didn't vote now.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 08/12/2013 20:55

They have been robbed

Scarletohello · 08/12/2013 20:55

Bloody disappointed again...

TwllBach · 08/12/2013 20:55

I must be sickening for something because I am crying over X Factor...

I'm a bit behind the lot of you, I've just seen Luke sing and am crying like someone has stamped on my favourite toy twat

IamInvisible · 08/12/2013 20:55

Fucking Hell!

Louis didn't even look pleased!

Sad for the Duffers, I liked them!

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:55

well- blow me!!

Sadly, it's a set up for DullsvilleScrewloose to win....

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CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:56

The new JLS.

It should be you wee jimmy!

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:56

Oh FUCK OFF X Factor.

Sharon, I have lost ALL respect for you.

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:56

I do think the Duffers will be fine- when JLs finally bugger off. They have skirts, and backpacks. And Bobinog hats.

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IamInvisible · 08/12/2013 20:56

I cried as well Twll but I've just spoke to DH and I want him home. Got 42 days to go!

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:56

Whoever buys Subo will buy Loose Screw. Also those two toothy chaps following Betty from Corrie about and singing carols at her on every advert atm - Nigel and Richard or some such. Someone must be buying them too.

Oh great, cheer for Jesus. Yay.

TwllBach · 08/12/2013 20:56

oh feck... they're so earnest

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:56

Crying in pain, twll?

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:57

IF YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIIZ

LadyBeagleEyes · 08/12/2013 20:57

This is going to be the dullest final ever.

stickysausages · 08/12/2013 20:57

Shocked! Agree, the wee fella was raging!!

Sam to win then!? Not much competition now, even though I do like wee Jimmy Grin

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:57

Great, now they have the God Squad?

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:57

Wee Jimmy is living on borrowed time.

Kay Perry _again????

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CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:57

The pleather industry will be devastated.

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:57

LEMME SEE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR FOR FATHER CHRISTMAS! YO YO!

MagicLlama · 08/12/2013 20:57

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I had to buy an album at gunpoint by one of them, it would be rough copy.

Sam will win surely, but then fade away into obscurity forever hopefully

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