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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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IamInvisible · 08/12/2013 20:07

11:30am Shock Sue! He wasn't pleased!Grin

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Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:07

Ooh- yes- loose has the mule bun.

I wonder if that is it's recognised name. It should be (runs to copyright)

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Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:08

That was as good as we would have expected. Grin

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:08

Luke really is just a skank hobo

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:08

At least Matt Cardle has left a legacy of sorts, insofar as we refer to the demise of winners in his name.

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:09

What happened to the Mule girls in the end? I lost interest.

11.30, shocking. I was in the queue for Father Christmas by then. Clearly I am a better person than Bazza.

IamInvisible · 08/12/2013 20:09

I was still in bed, but TBF I had got up, done a few chore and got back in!

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:09

The group song was so blah I cba to even slag it.
Lost me mojo Sad

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:10

I'd blanked out quite how shouty loose screw was. Thanks for the reminder xfactor.

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:11

I was playing top trumps with playmobil dragon cards at 11.30am. For a very long time.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 08/12/2013 20:11

God they can't even find any good bits for the recap

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:11

I take it there's no judges choosing who gets into the final tonight.

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Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:11

I think the mule girls pleaded guilty to get a lesser sentence- but the authorities weren't happy, and wanted to appeal that, and chuck the book at them.Or something.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:12

They are some shiitake mushrooms shit recaps.

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:12

That dress is definitive proof that the stylists hate loose screw.

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Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:13

At least this year they are unlikely to be singing with their mentors.
Can Louis and Shazza actually sing.

Oi, MrsDV- it's Leona!

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honeybeeridiculous · 08/12/2013 20:13

I had been at work for 4 hours at 11.30

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:13

Poor Mule Girls, we all got bored of them.
Off to unload the dishwasher while Leona does her bit. Then I can re-load in the build-up to the voting. That's making XF work for ME, baby.

IamInvisible · 08/12/2013 20:13

DH loves Leona.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 08/12/2013 20:13

You don't see Leona prancing about in seashell bras and Spanx

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:13

She's come dressed as a. Toilet roll cover.

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:13

There's a very chilly Loo Roll somewhere

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:14

Please tell me that dress is just a prop that she will step out from

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:14

And arf at the dancers disguised as bushes.

GobbySadcase · 08/12/2013 20:14

Oh those poor dancers.