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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:14

yay! Christmas songs. It's quite Phil Spector (nicked that from the SBOSWink)

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Lorelilee · 08/12/2013 20:14

Really like this song, athough she bores me to death.

MrsSJG · 08/12/2013 20:14

we are sat here pmsl!

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:15

BLOODY HELL at the Christmas trees flashing their minges.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:15

Oh thank fuck. It was. But all relief is dissipated by the sight of dancing fucking Christmas trees.

Oh Leona.

What have they done to you?

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:15

Why are the Christmas trees/bushed bending over and showing us their arses?

directoroflegacy · 08/12/2013 20:15

I have no words.
DD has just asked what those 2 girls next to her are supposed to be.

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:15

Christmas trees showing their arses? wtf??

I do like Leona.

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GobbySadcase · 08/12/2013 20:15

It's the glitterball hats.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 08/12/2013 20:15

Roffle at the dancers.

I bet it's the same poor buggers who had to be 'horses' last year or the year before

IamInvisible · 08/12/2013 20:15

The set reminds me of something Same Difference would have had!

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:15

WTF at the parcels? WTF? WTF?

MrsSJG · 08/12/2013 20:16

wtf was that out of Louis present! Grin

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:16

See, I knew the xfactor would get Leona with dire staging. I'm pretty sure they didn't mean this to be as funny as it is.

ohmeohmyforgotlogin · 08/12/2013 20:16

wTAF?

directoroflegacy · 08/12/2013 20:16

This should have been a song by Rylan

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 08/12/2013 20:16

Ah well, another one relegated to Now That's What I call Christmas 1099

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:16

I do prefer her hair curly. Curly types need to stick together.

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GobbySadcase · 08/12/2013 20:17

Like the song though. Might put it on my iPod Christmas playlist.

SuePurblybilt · 08/12/2013 20:17

Was it Draggy Nanfucker in Louis' present?
Jesus. Well fair fucks to Leona for managing to look classy amongst that pile of Benny Hill shite

Giraffeski · 08/12/2013 20:17

This is literally one of the worst songs I have ever heard. I have tears of laughter running down my face.

Lighthousekeeping · 08/12/2013 20:17

Me too. She's bloody gorgeous as well.

CalamitouslyWrong · 08/12/2013 20:17

From this we can conclude that Leona is very nice, because I'd've been pointing and laughing rather than singing and pretending that all that wasn't going on around me.

colleysxmasmillofcheer · 08/12/2013 20:17

The singer on the left of leona looks like kat slater in a turban!

Raahh · 08/12/2013 20:17

That was right up Nicole's drug addled street.

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