X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

[Raahh]

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations.

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of .

Phew.
Mingehead is still on USA XF btw. He just hates us

Right, I need to go to bed in order to be up early to buy pleather. Laterz.

Ahh our favourite shit in a box stalkery serial killer

I think Wee Jimmy should go. But I think bottom 2 will be Crood and the Duffers.

Who knew Lady? I always had him as a bit of a twat. I was wrong, which scarcely ever happens. Well not with living witnesses. See you Down Under.

I really want Nicholas to make it to the final. I like his voice.

Nicholas to go I reckon

Right I must go wrap some pressies. My 'theme' this year is pleather and sequins.

Night Sue!

Yes, Wee Jimmy Knickerless for the chop.

Who are the Duffers? The skirt wearing boy band?

Raahh I did not enjoy x-fact this week and I'm holding you responsible

You lure me in with your OP and it has just beena complete sensory overload

Somebody up thread mentioned mind- bleach, may I have some ??

DP is out and I have no

I have tombola wine iorek. You're welcome to come round and drink it.

Thank you SayCool and I missed you

Now there's an offer

Iorek, for that you can have a shot of Sambuca.

maybe like Maryz watching on delay -without wine- doesn't work for me

I'll see you live tomorrow

[optimistic emoticon]

I don't think I could watch on delay. I watch for the thread more than anything else.

Stuart who live blogs xfactor for the guardian says wanger will be back next week. Please let that be true.

Have just watched wee Jimmy singing Halo. He's like a little Louis Walsh.

I would LOVE Wanger to come back. Shitty's head woild explode. Shit-take mushrooms!!

Wee Jimmy as a little Louis Walsh. - poor wee Jimmy.

I think we can safely say that wanger coming back would be the highlight of this series.

Dear fucking God I have just watched the repeat. What a load of utter crap. Craptastic.

Can't wait till 8pm.

I wouldn't be surprised - the ratings and voting must be the direst ever this year.
praps they will do a comeback of some notable laugh-along contestants.

Where can we e-mail to demand the return of Phiff?

not giving up

I foresee he will be returnee next year. I'll be there- with a t-shirt. 'We luff U Phiff'

Phiff
Is it on at 8 tonight? We're watching miracle on 34th st