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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

720 replies

Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 21:38

The stylist is confused now, and trying to just randomly camouflage bits of her.

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 21:38

I love Nicole!

MagicLlama · 07/12/2013 21:38

Shitake mushrooms ??????

TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 21:38

Thy made her the size of a cruise ship.

Someone crack a bottle of Veuve against her arse.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 21:39

Oooh did you see the Sharon 'I'm watching you' to Nicole?

And talking of Nicole, um, what the fuck is she on???!!

SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 21:39

Does EJ need the money now he has a family to support. Did he spend his fortune on flowers and now has to sell out to Mingehead.

Otherwise I cannot understand how he would agree to this.

SlicedLemon · 07/12/2013 21:39

WTAF is Nicole on about???

Can someone explain wtf has happend to Nicole. She seems to get worse week on week and now on the verge of losing the plot all together.

Is she on drugs?

MrsSJG · 07/12/2013 21:39

shit face has just made me and ds1 laugh Grin

MagicLlama · 07/12/2013 21:39

That brightened up what was otherwise just a dull dull song

TotemPole · 07/12/2013 21:39

There are so many Elton John songs to choose from. Why pick that one? It is a lovely song, but I see it as a very personal Elton song.

Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:39

She has kids?

really?

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SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:39

Doesn't Elton spend £100,000 every minute on cheese and doorbells?
I guess he needs the cash. Twas this or Wonga

LadyBeagleEyes · 07/12/2013 21:39

She'' be sailing through to the final and then sailing off on a cruise ship.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:39

He probably saw how much university was going to cost (in quite a few years) and decided to take the money. Even multimillionaires will be struggling to pay fees to avoid a lifetime of indentured labour for their children in a few years.

GobbySadcase · 07/12/2013 21:40

Mingehead. LMAO.

CPtart · 07/12/2013 21:40

Luke or Nicholas to go this week please

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:40

Are we done? Can I go?

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:41

I think the wee barra is for the chop this week.

TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 21:41

I'm off to the Jungle where I am oddly favouring David Emanual.

Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:41

Sue- yes you may.

Bloody hell the re-cap is even more tuneless.

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JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 21:42

I might just try and find the Wee Barra ball drop moment online, just for the hell of it

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 21:42

Shiitake mushrooms, but I think he might be

LadyBeagleEyes · 07/12/2013 21:42

Me too TSSDNCOP, David too win. He's so luffly.

snice · 07/12/2013 21:43

predictions for chop before you leave-I'm going Crood

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 21:43

I'm going to make a quick cuppa then its jungle time.

Night ladies, it's been fun as always.

See you tomorrow. Xmas Smile