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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 21:33

I'll be the Kerazy one Raah

We need a mild crim, a pregnant one and an "intellectual"

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:34

But for once Nicole was right.

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snice · 07/12/2013 21:34

We would need a criminal one as well really

and someone with giant hips to take on the pleather

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:34

I'm short and disabled (although not in an obvious or easy sob story way) and look a bit like a gerbil. I'd be a great band member.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:34

I'll go with mild crim or intellectual
Frankly it's a toss up every day which way I lean

CPtart · 07/12/2013 21:35

Mr kiplings are on offer in tesco, buy one get one free.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:35

Ooh. I'm an academic. I can be your 'intellectual' if you like.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 21:35

I have the big hips. But I'm not sure I can compromise myself enough to wear pleather...

Maryz · 07/12/2013 21:35

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TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 21:35

It'll be like MN Glee

WTFUckity fuck has Loose got on?!?!?!

snice · 07/12/2013 21:35

that dress looks as though its been badly iced

SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 21:35

Too fast and too high.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:35

Terrible song. Terrible.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:36

This is not pleasant.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:36

She is dressed as a Feature Wall
Nice.

TotemPole · 07/12/2013 21:36

Yes, it is too fast. I wondered what was wrong with it.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:37

SayCool: I think we'd all be too concerned about thrush for pleather. We'd need another gimmicky look.

snice · 07/12/2013 21:37

you don't often see a flock dress do you

SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 21:37

Nice catalogue pose at the end.

GobbySadcase · 07/12/2013 21:37

Toooo high. And I like Sam.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:37

Sorry, but it was still very cruise ship. I know she can belt it out, but it's just so dull.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:37

Was pure cruise ship.

Maryz · 07/12/2013 21:38

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LadyBeagleEyes · 07/12/2013 21:38

That was dull.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:38

Shitake mushrooms?

Or other types of mushrooms.

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