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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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IorekByrnisonsArmour · 07/12/2013 21:06

WTF???

Bobinogs

MrsDeVere · 07/12/2013 21:06

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:06

Wee barra is trying to emulate gazza's haircut.

directoroflegacy · 07/12/2013 21:06

Those mismatched circles are making me all itchy!

TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 21:06

The stylist is a sadistic bastard.

Hes been dressed by Littlewood Boys section c.1983.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 21:06

Did Gary just call him Knickers??!

Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:06

Su- it's very 'Pan's people' isn't it?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:07

Nope MrsDeVere. She'll be on tomorrow, surely.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 21:07

He looks like his mams just had her catalogue delivery, that outfits fresh from the packets

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:07

Seventeen, eh?

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:08

We will not slag her, Mrs DV Grin. She has immunity.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:08

I don't understand how the circles on one side ended up a centimetre or two above the ones on the other side.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 21:08

X post with TSS Grin

Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:08

He never thought he's get this fat?

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directoroflegacy · 07/12/2013 21:08

How old is wee Jimmy?

Dermot is, as someone up thread said, is getting tired of this

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:08

Noel - a million times yes he do

Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:09

Ahh, the longest break up in history continues.

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Chipstick10 · 07/12/2013 21:09

Louis has so much faith in him he's begging Scotland for votes. It's cringe inducing.

ShellyF · 07/12/2013 21:09

I thought Leona was on the other week.Perhaps she is on again.

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 07/12/2013 21:09

Yeah I've caught up with you!!

Louis looked relieved
I expect he enjoyed that a Wee bit too much

MrsDeVere · 07/12/2013 21:09

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:09

We might have a go at her stylists and staging though. The xfactor might do a number on her and land her in pleather in a reception nativity set or something. That wouldn't be Leona's fault though.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:09

someone upthread indeed . I don't know. I come back from flouncing to drop my observational pearls and I get 'someone'.
Is it because I don't have my Christmas name on?

Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:09

MrsD- yes, you mayGrin

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:10

She's due to perform tomorrow might I think. Stay and complain about the pleather massacre with us MrsDeVere.

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