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X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 09:24

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Halo
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Survivor
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. Flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume Xmas Sad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of Wine.

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IorekByrnisonsArmour · 07/12/2013 21:02

Oh raahh stop with the nobingob hatsXmas Grin

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 21:02

Louis Walsh - no stranger to small boys...

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:02

Oh, poor Wee Jimmy. Bet he really doesn't want to perform again.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:02

You should rejoice sue. Think of the canesten shortages elsewhere in the uk...

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:03

Iorek Xmas Grin

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SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 21:03

Maybe he will only sing half.

Every song he sings is a massive song.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:03

What will become of Wee Jimmy if he wins? And what of the other one, the other teeny teeny Scottish boy that won? Surely we cannot support two.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 21:03

That's why we relate to him though- we don't want him to perform again either

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/12/2013 21:03

Don't let Louis go down on me...

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:03

Wee barra has a pear shape not often seen in 17 year old boys. A unique selling point?

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:03

Bad camera angle. he looked all truncated.

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SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 21:04

Is that shirt one of Like's rejects?

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:04

Between that set and his shirt, I am feeling drunk

TSSDNCOP · 07/12/2013 21:04

Why is he standing alf way up a giant knob shape?

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:04

Those stairs were surely recycled from a stairway to heaven from shows past.

SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 21:04

Even the dancers are wearing pleather.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:04

Oh, the inappropriate older laydeez are back.

Please let the sun go down on him.

Or Louis will.

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JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 07/12/2013 21:04

He's all hips!

IamInvisible · 07/12/2013 21:05

Its not his night, is it?

BitOfFunWithSanta · 07/12/2013 21:05

Louis is putting everything into him at this stage. He's behind him all the way, etc etc...

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:05

See! How the lights shine through his sainted ears and light the blessed capillaries within
Moving.

Also 'go down'

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/12/2013 21:05

It annoys me that the pattern doesn't match up on that shirt.

SeaDevilscanPlay · 07/12/2013 21:06

I will miss the way Louis claps.

SuePurblybilt · 07/12/2013 21:06

Jaysus, the dancers. Just no.
There is no interpretive dance required for Elton. Really, there's not.

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Raahh · 07/12/2013 21:06

He's a wee elf. Get him some Christmas lights, to shine through his ears.

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