X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

[Raahh]

I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants.

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care later

I have replaced with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a while

at Noel's poor sad scared ears

A miming tiger.

The backing has got louder

Joan will be wishing she had cat ears on. I tell you.

Katy's dress doesn't look safe top or bottom.

Yes it is

I always like KP's songs on the radio but she is bloody awful live!

sue Parent Port directs your complaint straight to the right industry body - so Ofcom for ITV is the right one. So glad it's not just me

Her ears are all wrong- those are bear's ears. The incongruity makes me itch

TSS it would be better if she was miming.

Do you think those backing dancers feel tainted at all?

Maybe the X factor producers thought this roaring stuff old cancel out the thicke misogyny.

Bizarre, must be getting old.

DH just watched all of that in case her tits fell out. Nice.

Go on Katy. Tell the truth.

Notice the fear in dermot's voice that she might actually give constructive criticism.

I do quite like KP, bet she'd be fun on a night out pissed.

I've done it culture, but when I clicked on 'complain' and then 'ITV' it sent me straight to Ofcom, so a bit round the houses. Worth doing though.

Bless you Platypus for getting bent out of shape by the ear styles.

Wasn't she a guest judge at some point?

I think it's just rude to subject us to the Shitsinger during the ad break too.

Olay: making out that 36 is ancient. Cheers guys (and it will, undoubtedly, be guys).

There were some photos of KP in the Sunday Times today and she looked really pretty.

Much better than tonight.

Ofcom website appears to be struggling

DH mesmerised

go away shit face, I do not want to eat a muller yoghurt