X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

[Raahh]

I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants.

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care later

I have replaced with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a while

Its just so lazy of them, thinking any old ears will do!

I don't think there was a whole lot of artistic stretching of selves generally tonight Platypus.

Have MN blown up Ofcom yet?

And a Katy Perry advert. What a surprise.

Everything the Merkins are wearing hurts my eyes....

Can we vote to shave the merkins? They'd be less awful with less hair.

Have rough copy got a bet on to see who can wear the most different mad mad materials?

I don't know why they just don't do the kind thing and get a Stannah to get Mrs O down those stairs.

I love the Merkins. They're all perky and bouffant.

Please let it be Draggy. But they would put her through

Joan looks worried to death.

Oh yes to the Stannah. Definitely.

Shazza wants to stab someone

Fake joy from Greggsy.

Greggs doing her pigeon impression there...

We waited for 2 cars full of merkin headed boys to leave a car park today so we could park. (Both drivers tried to go the wrong way round the one way system).

overreaction of the night award goes to Hannah

Screwbo's in. Dh is happy. He's grown fond.

Sue really?

Please you gorgeous MNers, you KNOW how misogynistic this song is please just leave one quick message to let ITV know that it's not acceptable during family viewing time.

I hate Dermot when it's results time

It's gonna be draggy I think

I loathe SausageDroll. LOATHE her.

Will do culture.

Hannah through

Done culture

Joan through. Fuck me.