X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

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I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants.

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care later

I have replaced with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a while

.....no other explanation.

I thought someone somewhere would be outraged by her paedophile comment.

I did see a thread about it earlier on here though.

Stuart at the guardian obviously wanted us to transfer the Nanfucker nn to tamera when draggy goes. Imagine how mad tamera would be about a third hand nickname.

Tamehra would be very upset by a 3rd hand nn

Pete- I'm surprised at the lack of outrage. But I'm bored of Sharon. The whole 'ooh,I'm soooo outrageous and witty, and not really pissed' act whilst giggling in a corner with Louis is just annoying. I want Shitty to slap her. At least it would give her something to put in her next autobiography.

Oh looky- it's Andrea who won the Voice. Remember her?

She's on Strictly, giving 'Dancing in the Dark' the John Lewis treatment.

Well, at least John Lewis won't run out of advert songs until at least 3147.

Arbitrary

I'm not joining in tonight. MN is doing my head in at the moment, coupled with the fact that FIL emailed DH and told him I called MIL a selfish cow when I haven't spoken to her since April, I am just too fragile.

I might come back next week.

little

take care of yourself

Just watched last night's, with the aid of thread natch......

Seriously the thread is the only thing worth watching for.

My head hurts and all the sparkle on Strictly is not helping....

That sounds like a nightmare LittleMiss. Hopefully your DH sorts out the family drama.

I'm not looking forward to Robin Thicke on X Factor.

He is very seedy looking, quite apart from the Blurred Lines connection (which is damn catchy).

He reminds me of David Hasselhoff.

But can't wait for the wonderful mimed group performance. Really

Andrea, gawd help us all

It was a shock to see her Sue. She's meant to just disappear, isn't she?

Why is there an Advert of lots of men weeing?

I LOVE the group mime. Rilly, it's my best bit. The miming itself is great, but the choreography is something special.
It's not a good week without someone hand-clapping the audience or poo-squatting on a raised platform.

Hope things get sorted out LittleMiss.

Do we think tonight can be any worse than last night?

men weeing???

I missed that!

Sue I totally misread your post and now have an image in my head of the contestants pooing on the audience....

Fuck 'em littlemiss. That's why I only do this fred now. Stay here, the eejits rarely venture in.

Brian F would have gone there, saycool

My phone wants to autocorrect contestants to 'cutest ants'. Bizarre.

I won't be watching Robin Thicke. Wanker.

Yes, this is a decent thread, about an indecent programme.

Katy Perry. memories of Matt the Hat in babyshit trousers