X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

[Raahh]

I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants.

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care later

I have replaced with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a while

Sharon just likes to pick fights with anyone who she feels threatened by, i think. Shitsinger is definitely on her hit list...

Seriously, there are zombies in the walking dead that look more healthy than Kevin bacon doing the conga. Even the ones with eyeballs hanging out and stuff.

Merkins and Joan singing off sez I

It is a corduroy tux. Sartorial low point Gary.

I've just used

Parent Port

to complain to Ofcom about 'Blurred Lines' being shown on XFactor. I suggest you do too. It takes 3 clicks.

Obviously it should be shelly.

But Joan was also abominable.

Abu Dhabi?

Abu WHAT NOW?
Good Lord.

mychild my thoughts exactly...

Katy Perry makes my ears sad and scared.

mrs O is providing us with the sort of nicknames the Ku Klux Klan would choose

She is terrible live.

She's come as an anime cat girl. Good stuff.

This is just fucking shite.

She is good as a Smurf, though.

Lyrics justifying rape. Hideous.

Why does the background to this song sound like Hard Knock Life?

culturemulcher, that sends me to Ofcom cos it's ITV (not complaining, but much more than 3 clicks). Am I looking in the wrong place?

I have a girl crush on KP - just warning be nice

She had better not poo squat. her dress doesn't look safe.

Oh do FUCK OFF WITH YOUR KITTY EARS. YOU'RE THIRTY YEARS OF AGE

I'd crush her with a crusher.

Tiger shit

Sorry Iorek, this is crap.

Why are they dressed as faceless business men?