X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

[Raahh]

I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants.

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care later

I have replaced with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a while

Should've been Joseph instead of her anyway

what a child, moved to sit next to shit face

Ahhh poor draggy.

She could do drag acts?

Poor draggy oh well plenty of cruise ships and panto's to do

Shazza is pissed again.

aaah loads of x posts.

IF she had worn the pleather leotard I would have voted for her all night long then she wouldn't be in this predicament.

Draggy had lost quite a bit of weight since the auditions

Shazza's acts never do well. Sausage will hopefully go next week, and Shazza will flounce.

interestingly from her 'best bits' they managed to make Draggy look older and uglier than when she first auditioned

She could do drag acts with Sharon fucking Osbourne.

See you next week ladies

DH looked incredibly uncomfortable through all that.

He did comment on how bow tie and braces merkin tried to pretend he was crying or whatever, but forgot that there are cameras everywhere, so you saw that he was only pretending. Good stuff.

Right, til next weekend all

Mitten it's a hybrid of spank and durex. Actual proof that you can polish a turd by rolling it in glitter.

Ta-ra. It's been lovely.

Tbf she's more talented and less annoying than Shazza. Maybe they could give her a judge's job instead?

There's no point in the over 25's they will NEVER win!

Only just come to this, but OMG, Sharon behaved appalingly - does she have no dignity?

Righto, back next week. Laters all.
Don't forget to click on culture's link and be the grit in Thicke's tightpants.

Do you think being in the bottom 2 might inspire those twats to get their hair cut?? Boy bands should have a certain amount of sex appeal (love or hate 1d you have to admitt they are all attractive). Those morons are as sexy as Timmy Mallett.

All over for another weekend.

It's been emotional.

Apparently not!

I liked when Louis said "I have to save the act with the most potential"
And Sharon said: "noooooooo Louis!"

Raahh: isn't sausage 'only 17' and thus one of shitsinger's? It'll be screw loose that goes and then shazza flounces.

Next week is when they'll stop telling her she's amazing and going on about cruise ships and marketability.

Sausage is shitsinger's
Sharon only has screw left. Oh dear. I think she may as well give up now. Mind you, the bands aren't a lot better.