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X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

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Raahh · 20/10/2013 10:25

I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants. Grin

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care laterGrin

I have replaced Wine with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a whileSad

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Raahh · 20/10/2013 20:18

Arbitrary- he's very Hoff.

At least the Hoff doesn't take himself so seriously.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 20/10/2013 20:18

What a knacker. Fuck off.

MrsBramleyApple · 20/10/2013 20:18

A song about rape! How tasteful! Not!!! Hmm

MrsSJG · 20/10/2013 20:18

he seriously makes me want to puke

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep · 20/10/2013 20:18

Arrgh, who's Draggy?

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 20/10/2013 20:18

Oh dear god

What is this??

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2013 20:18

He did look like Mingehead at the beginning
Geddimoff, Dermie.

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Raahh · 20/10/2013 20:18

Don't talk to him.

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 20/10/2013 20:19

I like Pharrell too. He's not in the same league as Thicke though surely?

ArbitraryUsername · 20/10/2013 20:19

Also, the hoff has marginally more sex appeal. All thicke has is skin crawl.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 20/10/2013 20:19

Jesus, look at Shazza...Ozzy'll kill him for encouraging her.

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2013 20:19

A TOUR? PigshitThicke TOUR?
How? He only has one hit.

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 20/10/2013 20:19

Oh I should've guessed mr Thicko

LineRunner · 20/10/2013 20:19

Eww. Robert Palmer but even shitter.

NoelHeadbandz · 20/10/2013 20:20

Carlton's back

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 20/10/2013 20:20

Sue he'll just sing that song over and over for four hours. While the zombie girls prance listlessly around. It'll be joyful Hmm

DameEdnasBridesmaid · 20/10/2013 20:20

Well I liked him Smile

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 20/10/2013 20:20

What is it with him and inappropriate lyrics?

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep · 20/10/2013 20:21

Half naked women gyrating around a fully dressed man. How original Hmm

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 20/10/2013 20:22

Actually, I just remembered my favourite ever Shazza line. It was when she was an agent or manager or something for Smashing Pumpkins and fell out with them. Her comment was 'The only problem Billy Corgan's got is that he's a six foot baldy twat in a dress. If he says anything else about me my old man will go and fuck him up'.

Lovely.

ArbitraryUsername · 20/10/2013 20:22

Every time I see these awful adverts, I'm struck by how dreadfully Kevin bacon has aged. He's more like a walking corpse in each one.

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Raahh · 20/10/2013 20:22

it can only get better now, though, can't it?

maybe?

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 20/10/2013 20:23

The gigs should be mercifully short

ArbitraryUsername · 20/10/2013 20:24

Now, I'd get excited if they got the smashing pumpkins on.

I doubt anyone would be scared of ozzy. He'd be too pissed to have any hope of hitting you.

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 20/10/2013 20:24

Grin walking corpse