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X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

369 replies

Raahh · 20/10/2013 10:25

I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants. Grin

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care laterGrin

I have replaced Wine with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a whileSad

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Aintnobodylovesnanbetter · 20/10/2013 20:13

Bet they struggled to find a good bit tbh

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 20/10/2013 20:13

It's really bad watching it back isn't it.

I hope draggy stays for a bit. At least she's not dull.

ArbitraryUsername · 20/10/2013 20:13

Stuart in the guardian calls rough copy 'crap fax', and keeps talking about incontinence sheets in relation to them. Which is lovely, and suggests that the crap is a real problem.

Raahh · 20/10/2013 20:14

Arbitrary- to be fair, it would have been hard to find good bits.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 20/10/2013 20:14

Shitty holding Shazza up there

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2013 20:14

Shazza being supported out by Shitsinger there. Ready to hold back her hair.

Tiredemma · 20/10/2013 20:14

I find the sight of shelly dancing quite offensive.

ArbitraryUsername · 20/10/2013 20:14

The word 'quirky' is always said passive aggressively. It's never a genuine compliment.

MrsSJG · 20/10/2013 20:15

Christ is this all he can sing

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2013 20:15

Wanker.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 20/10/2013 20:15

Seriously, if you were called Thicke, you'd adopt a stage name, wouldn't you?

Shazza first up there...

zookeeper · 20/10/2013 20:15

Is it
Mr Cowell??

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 20/10/2013 20:15

Why does he always wear sunglasses? Is he crossed eyed?

ArbitraryUsername · 20/10/2013 20:16

Never min misogenystic, this is just shit.

Aintnobodylovesnanbetter · 20/10/2013 20:16

Pharrell williams is my guilty pleasure

MrsSJG · 20/10/2013 20:16

it does look like simon! Grin

ArbitraryUsername · 20/10/2013 20:16

He is quite a lot like the hoff, isn't he.

That's also not a compliment.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 20/10/2013 20:16

That line fucks me off.

What rhymes with hug me? Nothing, you twat.

Aintnobodylovesnanbetter · 20/10/2013 20:17

Pmsl at his dancing

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2013 20:17

He's just a slightly younger version of the pair of old sleazes that sang the Macarena, innit?

And branding the dancers. Classy. Deffo no issues there - no siree

Wanker.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 20/10/2013 20:17

Is this last night's zombies re-animated?

ArbitraryUsername · 20/10/2013 20:17

He is the hideous love child of Simon cowell and the hoff.

Chipstick10 · 20/10/2013 20:17

He makes me feel mucky. He's horrible.shiver.

NoelHeadbandz · 20/10/2013 20:17

Evening all

Sunday Night Drudge done and dusted. Just in time for El Thicko. Good-o Hmm

Baileyscoffeeandcampfires · 20/10/2013 20:18

It's the smug giggle that he does with it. I'd love to get that gold microphone and shove it up his arse