X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

[Raahh]

I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants.

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care later

I have replaced with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a while

Baileys, I thought that too! Just icky.

Who told sausage she looked good in checks?

They took the poor girl shopping and then squeezed her into a gingham cat suit. What the actual fuck

Yes, this could be our theme tune.

Honestly, it's like a fucking penance watching three hours of this shite a week.

Joan is dressed as a kooky space hipster tonight.

What the hell is Greggsorcist wearing??!!

This is already worse than yesterday.

Joan has come as Demented Hipster Barbie
They're DESPERATE to keep the Merkins in, innit?

As for the how pissed is Shazza, I reckon she won't have sobered up from last night yet - so I'm going for totally wankered.

I don't like the cut of dermie's jacket tonight.

Screw loose dressed in the best primarni can offer Arb

Stalker alert!

Shazza was proper steaming last night. But I like to think she spends most of the time like that anyway. Honestly - how could you wake up next to Ozzy and not?

Who's Joan, please?

Joan is the one in tinfoil, obviously.

(Or abi)

Why doesn't dermot wear underpants?

Someone last week said 'I can't believe how old Draggy Nanfucker isn't'
Yes.

Every time I see Draggys performance a little bit of sick comes in my mouth

Draggy ought to go.

But she won't.

I love how the editors choose the shittiest bits of each performance for the recap.

She'll just drag on

I hate the word 'quirky'

Tamera gives me rage.

Aint

Boom boom