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X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

622 replies

Raahh · 12/10/2013 21:53

Getting ahead of myself...

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MadameDefarge · 13/10/2013 20:53

an acquaintance of mine is his poisenal styelist

MrsBramleyApple · 13/10/2013 20:53

This one is as flat as a two day old bottle of coke!!

NickyNackyNooNoo · 13/10/2013 20:53

Still can't believe Shelly's 34?!?

DH put her as a well preserved 54 year old Shock Shock Shock

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 13/10/2013 20:53

Thistle - er, no! Grin

HereComesHoneyBooBooDragon · 13/10/2013 20:53

Where the fuck did that tea cup come from?

Raahh · 13/10/2013 20:53

Hit her Dermott

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MadameDefarge · 13/10/2013 20:53

what was in that cup?

StillaNortherner · 13/10/2013 20:53

Ah cheers thistle. Never seen it.

Knew Sharon would do that

ILetHimKeep20Quid · 13/10/2013 20:53

Abstain!

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 13/10/2013 20:53

Bless her, she can't even speak she's so wankered.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 13/10/2013 20:54

Louis. headlights. Rabbit.

SuePurblybilt · 13/10/2013 20:54

Feck off Shazza. What they paying you for? Stop perving and vote.

MrsBramleyApple · 13/10/2013 20:54

Told you!!!

thistlelicker · 13/10/2013 20:54

Shazza is almost flamenco dancer with that hand raise!!!

ArbitraryUsername · 13/10/2013 20:54

Brilliant song choices?!?

TSSDNCOP · 13/10/2013 20:54

Aside from tonight, how can you not have a potential deadlock with 4 judges????

AliceinSlumberland · 13/10/2013 20:54

Our household is shocked that's she's 34.

I vote we introduce performance related pay. Sharon doesn't get paid tonight.

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 13/10/2013 20:54

Oh fuck off Barlow.

Raahh · 13/10/2013 20:54

Louis is scared of Draggy.

Bazza talks shoite.

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BOF · 13/10/2013 20:54

Of course, Louis has five penises too. The Merkins.

GobTheGoblin · 13/10/2013 20:54

Vodka in the cup - neat.

LittleBearPad · 13/10/2013 20:54

Shelly's 34!! Fuck me.

StillaNortherner · 13/10/2013 20:54

It was shit. What's he lying

StillaNortherner · 13/10/2013 20:55

Whys even

ArbitraryUsername · 13/10/2013 20:55

She would so still have been here Gary.

She should stay because we've called her draggy Nanfucker. No other reason.