X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

There's no deadlock, so I'm guessing it isn't down to the public vote.

Sorry but she's 34! I'm

One night only quite appropriate really

Sue

Sounds like she's singing one light only

Skinny trousers and flats = no no with parsnip legs.
Just saying

Sue you are mean. But funny.

Miss piggy does Shirley Bassey doing James Bond.

Tradge

Open the fiery pit cover.

Yes. Wardrobe are absolutely determined to make her look like her arse is 10 times the size of the rest of her.

One Night Only

Portentous. And apt.

The poor woman is wearing a receptionists out fit last seen in 1995

Gwan Yawna. Give 'em the full force of your personality

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

34? Christ. I'm 34. BOF or someone who knows me , vouch for it I look younger than that.

I just told DS1 that Shelly is 34! He said more like 46!

Who dresses these people

lmao at parsnip legs

this one's got shiny aubergine thighs

Even Sharon couldn't remember Yawna's name then!

Like this original version!

Sadists, ilet.

She's got a right arse on her!

Well they are both crap. Sack them both.

Ahh the awful one is better than this godawful one

This is a terrible song from a terrible film. In fact it's my favourite terrible film.

And it's being sung badly.

Jakers but she pissed off a stylist early on. That outfit makes her look like something reflected in the Hall of Mirrors.
Poor old Yawna. All that and missing all the notes as well.

What happens if the judges split 2:2?