X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

I don't like shelly. She's terrible. We've all seen sub cruise ship bollocks many times before on this show.

thistle- one of the years Sharon was a judge, one of her acts was axed because they found out she had filmed someone whilst beating them up. 'Happy slapping' it was called.

Coooo, they look proper peeved

Although some may take it literally and vote for Dermot after these tight pants.

TSS, of course. They need more time having devoted most of their makeup resources to Cher.

Or if the result of the flash vote meant that the object of hate just dropped through the stage into a fiery pit.

If the production team are reading this: Get rid of the Overs. It is a fucking pointless category.

Shelley looks like she has dressed for Prisoner Cell block H.

Surely shazza knew she'd picked a bunch of stinkers? Surely.

Yawna is very pretty but by god, there's some unflattering trouserage right there

Fuck. Me.

Why are her eyebrows a different colour to her hair?

its all a bit Shirley Bassey does Bond...

I am LOVING Draggy and her face-only acting

Draggy has weird poo face

Whats the betting she refuses to vote!!!

PLEASE get rid of her.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

She is awful.

One night only - cos she eats them after mating?

Bet Draggy is really fucking furious tonight

Alice. Please stop enabling my eyebrow fixation

She is dressed in the M&S classic range. I bet she has pop socks on.

Great idea TSS. I love it.

I do not love this though.

What is this poor woman wearing?

brittany ferries

at best

She scares me the way she stares at the camera.