X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

If Sharon's face could move we might see some emotion.

TSS- apparently, Dermot has got five penises. His trousers fit like a glove.

Have just had to try and explain the etymology of Draggy Nanfucker to DH.

He was

I'm 33. I like to think I look at least 20 years younger than shelly. Possibly 30.

That'll get the bowels moving

Hahah sorry I do have an eyebrow fixation, this girls are far too long and thin.

Jakers but she pissed off a stylist early on. That outfit makes her look like something reflected in the Hall of Mirrors.
Poor old Yawna. All that and missing all the notes as well.

bye bye Yawna

Draggy's resting face is not good, is it?

Who the feck looked and Yawna and thought 'front pleated pants I think!'

Why are the contestants awash with polyester black trousers? Did they use all this episodes wardrobe budget on Botox?

Do we actually like anybody????

I have switched on x factor for the first time this series (awaiting Downton) and have been open mouthed by the blonde woman...34 you say? Dear god, do the stylists hate her??????

And what has happened to Sharon?

I prefer Lorna to Shelly.

Which film is it from Chub?

has she found a note she likes yet?

^ thought I'd post that twice for no reason at all

She has a truly gigantic arse.

It is distracting me from falling into a deep coma at her singing.

Look at poor Shazzas face muscles desperately trying to show emotion but the skins having NONE OF IT.

Pearl harbour

I think the overs need a new stylist.

I reckon Mrs expects Yawna to go, judging by her intro.

There will b no deadlock be use shazza won't vote.

Never understood a word of the last 3 lines of that

Bearing in mind Shelley has had all day to practice...

please keep yawna