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Celebrity Masterchef returns

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MsNobodyAgain · 31/07/2013 19:39

Tonight, 31st July. 8pm, BBC1.

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Madamecastafiore · 22/08/2013 20:21

DS watching this in bed, he just shouted downstairs 'Mum, apparently Les is a comedian!'

He is only 8 bless him and has a fab sense of humour!!!

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Elderflowergranita · 22/08/2013 20:24

Good old DS Madame

Poor Joe, "2 minutes, chef" on everything

They might have known this would happen

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Maryz · 22/08/2013 20:27

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GetStuffezd · 22/08/2013 20:29

Does anyone know what that music is called? The one that just played as they went back into the Masterchef HQ? It's driving me crackers!

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Elderflowergranita · 22/08/2013 20:33

Crikey, is Speech making fresh pasta? Dough actually looks ok though.

Hope her cheesecake will be amazing.
Matthew is doomed - he's just said he's only going to give 100%, when all football pundits know that you have to give at least 110% to succeed...

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squoosh · 22/08/2013 20:36

Gregg Wallace gives me the heebie jeebies.

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Elderflowergranita · 22/08/2013 20:37

Fish pie and strawberry salsa?

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Elderflowergranita · 22/08/2013 20:41

So Joe made pasta, guided by Speech, and now Greg knows that Italian is obviously his metier?

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Elderflowergranita · 22/08/2013 20:47

Les going for the fondant. Greg has another chance to patronise him with his "Well done mate, I'm so happy for you" style comments..

I think Speech's beef sounds yummy.

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Elderflowergranita · 22/08/2013 20:48

Yes, Joe to go. Not before the fake thoughtful debate by Greg and John.

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Elderflowergranita · 22/08/2013 20:52

Yoghurt plus cream = genius. Who knew?

And why is Greg channelling Val Doonican?

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Elderflowergranita · 22/08/2013 20:56

Matthew's 'innit to winnit'.

Go big or go home baby

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Maryz · 22/08/2013 20:58

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Elderflowergranita · 22/08/2013 21:03

Yes, bye bye Les.

One chocolate fondant doesn't make you 'better than a home cook', or even as good as one.

Looks like that prat Andi Peters is a judge tomorrow. I remember him on celeb MC years back. He wasn't half as good as he imagined.

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magimedi · 22/08/2013 22:27

Can anyone remember the name of the restaurant that Speech & Joe were placed in? Somewhere in Chinatown, London?

TIA Flowers

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MortifiedAdams · 22/08/2013 22:34

Spice something or something spice. will google.

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MortifiedAdams · 22/08/2013 22:35
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magimedi · 22/08/2013 22:50

Have to say I do fancy Spice Market.

Many thanks, Mortified Flowers

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Jux · 22/08/2013 23:33

Just seen it!

Les just looks so grubby. A grubby, seedy little man in a dirty mac, down a dark alley selling dodgy photos.

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Ellenora5 · 23/08/2013 01:39

Oh dear, that was woeful, Speech can't string a sentence together (ironic), but she can cook, Joe looked like he was going to cry and did he do a yes thingy with his arm when he was leaving just as he got to the "get out door", Les can not cook, I really thought last night he might just pull something out of the bag, I didn't rate Matthew at all but he seems to know what he is doing, I putting my money on JSP and Ade Edmundson, maybe Shane to come third, I will look like this Blush if I'm wrong.

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Elderflowergranita · 23/08/2013 21:00

So matthew's gone - bit of a surprise there.

Did Speech actually say that she thought she'd 'made her peeps proud'?

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