Celebrity Masterchef returns

[MsNobodyAgain]

Tonight, 31st July. 8pm, BBC1.

DS watching this in bed, he just shouted downstairs 'Mum, apparently Les is a comedian!'

He is only 8 bless him and has a fab sense of humour!!!

Good old DS Madame

Poor Joe, "2 minutes, chef" on everything

They might have known this would happen

Does anyone know what that music is called? The one that just played as they went back into the Masterchef HQ? It's driving me crackers!

Crikey, is Speech making fresh pasta? Dough actually looks ok though.

Hope her cheesecake will be amazing.
Matthew is doomed - he's just said he's only going to give 100%, when all football pundits know that you have to give at least 110% to succeed...

Gregg Wallace gives me the heebie jeebies.

Fish pie and strawberry salsa?

So Joe made pasta, guided by Speech, and now Greg knows that Italian is obviously his metier?

Les going for the fondant. Greg has another chance to patronise him with his "Well done mate, I'm so happy for you" style comments..

I think Speech's beef sounds yummy.

Yes, Joe to go. Not before the fake thoughtful debate by Greg and John.

Yoghurt plus cream = genius. Who knew?

And why is Greg channelling Val Doonican?

Matthew's 'innit to winnit'.

Go big or go home baby

Yes, bye bye Les.

One chocolate fondant doesn't make you 'better than a home cook', or even as good as one.

Looks like that prat Andi Peters is a judge tomorrow. I remember him on celeb MC years back. He wasn't half as good as he imagined.

Can anyone remember the name of the restaurant that Speech & Joe were placed in? Somewhere in Chinatown, London?

TIA

Spice something or something spice. will google.

Spice Market

Have to say I do fancy Spice Market.

Many thanks, Mortified

Just seen it!

Les just looks so grubby. A grubby, seedy little man in a dirty mac, down a dark alley selling dodgy photos.

Oh dear, that was woeful, Speech can't string a sentence together (ironic), but she can cook, Joe looked like he was going to cry and did he do a yes thingy with his arm when he was leaving just as he got to the "get out door", Les can not cook, I really thought last night he might just pull something out of the bag, I didn't rate Matthew at all but he seems to know what he is doing, I putting my money on JSP and Ade Edmundson, maybe Shane to come third, I will look like this if I'm wrong.

So matthew's gone - bit of a surprise there.

Did Speech actually say that she thought she'd 'made her peeps proud'?