Masterchef - new thread

[PseudoBadger]

Get in here Stairs :o

Sorry I keep capitalising your z

Dale's going to be late

Larkin's going to be late!

Love the way John is looking at them through the glass like animals in the zoo.

I went and tidied the kitchen for 20 minutes and it doesn't look as if Larkin has improved any in that time.

And it's a show kitchen!

Was that menu "mackerel in COAL oil"?

I bet he's never filleted mackerel

leaving stroik a loight gov Nat'lee = good!

I can't watch. The man is a muppet. My second bonus point of the night to whoever said the professional chefs were going to have to stand in.

Kola oil?

Larkin is testing matey's patience. And mine.

I suspect not. He's missing a lot of the usual skills.

Larkin's never cooked anything before

But surely the 3 michelin star chefs are critiquing another chef's recipe, so they're not going to completely diss it are they?

X post Maryz. We are in tune tonight!

That duck looks minging.

Bye!