Masterchef - new thread

[PseudoBadger]

Get in here Stairs :o

Jon luffs natlee

Yay, Maryz and I know better than michelin chef guy!

Brown it is!

Why does Natalie have a condom on her left thumb?

Here come the 4 scariest chefs on the planet.
Eek Clare smyth

Larkin thinks a lot is riding on this round. He's so laid back he's horizontal

Larkin, you need more than one big round mate, you need a chuffin' miracle!

Oh if they have to cook 'under' him that's quite a challenge :o

They don't stand a chance.

Erect carrots

Ooh, I am going to L'Enclume later in the year

See, I'm now thinking about how good the old winners were and I'm googling them to find out what they're doing now.

Not good. This lot don't interest me as much as previous finalists.

New verb "to plate"

He plates
You chuck it all on anyhow
I don't bother with a plate and eat standing up in front of the fridge.

Is vintage beetroot mouldy beetroot?

Wtf is a vintage beetroot?

I'm wondering what vintage beetroot is too!

LARKIN'S GOING TO BURN THE CARAMEL....

Roots left on leeks? WTAF?

MaryZ I started this thread back when a MNer had shagged been friends with a contestant. Good times. I miss enjoying MC

It is in my house
Mouldy in the fridge drawer all pink and blobby. Vintage beets that is

Salt baked veg is back!