Masterchef - new thread

[PseudoBadger]

Get in here Stairs :o

Crushed new potatoes

Pan fried pan fried. It's just fried you pretentious cheffy fools

Hehe @ stairs

Barry has an unfortunate fondness for rather grey, shapeless T-shirts....

Mmm lovely curries

Oooh, she uses the whole spices

Did she just say that cooking is her heroin?

Jokey Greg. Disturbing.

I have a curry. Made by Mr Tesco.

I love Tomasina

Who is going to make Greg do a dad dance today?

I've made beef in oyster sauce. Pan fried, obvs

Gosh, are there things that need to be brought together at the right moment? Who'd have thought it?

That sea bass thing actually looks delicious

Yes, I'd eat that. Lovely.

What like for a meal ambridge?

Ok, so will Graeme rise to the occasion?

Apparently. It's amazing!

Oh no his sauce spurted

Eeew, runny brown stuff on a plate

Oooo messy squirting there Graham

Not liking beetroot tube.

I loved the thread yesterday lol

Ok that looks like a vagina. On a period.

Thomasina's face was