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Masterchef - new thread

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PseudoBadger · 12/04/2013 20:28

Get in here Stairs :o

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YoniConnect · 01/05/2013 21:32

Walking through a forest and eating as you go....

Maryz · 01/05/2013 21:33

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catwithflowers · 01/05/2013 21:33

Natalie seems the best at time management

rootypig · 01/05/2013 21:33

Thanks Maryz Grin

I could rant all night (don't worry I won't) about how shite this year's MC is. There is so much fecking chat and bloody melodrama all the interesting bits of food prep though most of the food actually looks rank are shoehorned into 5 mins.

I am constantly shouting shuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuup! in my head and my blood pressure is about 240. DH thinks I'm bonkers Grin

YoniConnect · 01/05/2013 21:34

1 hr!!!! To make meringues!

Caramel + capers.......

BedHanger · 01/05/2013 21:35

Gah!

alicetrefusis · 01/05/2013 21:35

He's never cooked it before that's why

imustbepatient · 01/05/2013 21:35

It's not meant to be stress relief you berk! It's meant to be an amazing, terrifically hard challenge which you have to nail to achieve your lifelong dream!

YoniConnect · 01/05/2013 21:35

Burnt Caramel! You read it here first!

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PseudoBadger · 01/05/2013 21:35

Just ha ha ha ha

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imustbepatient · 01/05/2013 21:35

Bonus point to whoever said Larkin would burn the caramel

alicetrefusis · 01/05/2013 21:36

They'll call in the pro chefs won't they

catwithflowers · 01/05/2013 21:36

Bingo!!

musu · 01/05/2013 21:36

I bet Larkin doesn't get it right.

YoniConnect · 01/05/2013 21:37

That was me imustbepatient Yay, I get a bonus point! Can I salt bake it and serve it on a smear of pureed cauliflower with a parmesan foam?

Cremolafoam · 01/05/2013 21:37

What's in Natalie's balls?

dementedma · 01/05/2013 21:38

Larkin is bloody useless

imustbepatient · 01/05/2013 21:38

Ps I am so glad to have this thread for entertainment! Imagine the dullness of this series without you lot to make me laugh and shout in agreement. My DH thinks I am nuts also.

Maryz · 01/05/2013 21:38

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YoniConnect · 01/05/2013 21:38

Dale's on caramel now - I bet his tuiles will go tits-up!

catwithflowers · 01/05/2013 21:39

And everything seems to be vac packed this series!!!!

imustbepatient · 01/05/2013 21:39

Don't forget the lemon 'air' Yoni!

Maryz · 01/05/2013 21:39

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PseudoBadger · 01/05/2013 21:41

I don't mind MaryZ, I was just remembering the fun!

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YoniConnect · 01/05/2013 21:41

Larkin's got a condom now!