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PseudoBadger · 12/04/2013 20:28

Get in here Stairs :o

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PrincessOfChina · 25/04/2013 20:40

I know Marcus's SIL. I just asked her if he's always that vicious!

StuffezLaYoni · 25/04/2013 20:41

Ooh just remembered. Recently Greg was at the farm my brother manages filming something or other for an up coming programme. Brother said he was really lovely and friendly but just told joke, joke, joke, joke... To the point you're feeling a bit uncomfortable.
However, a couple of weeks after the film crew left, the farm staff received a lovely box of wine each!

Madamecastafiore · 25/04/2013 20:41

Ask her if he's cunty.

FacebookWanker · 25/04/2013 20:42

Larkin!!!

TSSDNCOP · 25/04/2013 20:42

Jesus Christ Larkin can't catch a bloody break tonight.

lirael · 25/04/2013 20:42

Well whose job was it to switch the oven on? FGS

BedHanger · 25/04/2013 20:43

Fucking hell, Larkin.

StuffezLaYoni · 25/04/2013 20:43

Oh my god Natalie and larkin!!!

imustbepatient · 25/04/2013 20:43

Larkin is just throwing away the title isn't he.

PrincessOfChina · 25/04/2013 20:43

Are Bond girls known for their appreciation of food?

Ambridge · 25/04/2013 20:44

Very late to this, sorry!

A member of my family went to school with Marcus Wareing. I don't think he was so scary then, though.

TSSDNCOP · 25/04/2013 20:44

Princess it might be better if they aren't tonight.

StuffezLaYoni · 25/04/2013 20:45

Fucking hell. If that had been one of the others he would have stood over them bellowing, tutting and eye rolling!

Ambridge · 25/04/2013 20:46

Love the idea that Shirley Eaton has her own chef....

Madamecastafiore · 25/04/2013 20:46

Please ask BBC to provide subtitles. DH comes from Bromley and even he is having trouble. What language is that bloody girl speaking?

lirael · 25/04/2013 20:47

Bit more lively than your average Masterchef dinner :) I love the Bond girls!

OhYouBadBadKitten · 25/04/2013 20:49

Am behind you all. That was vicious :( poor Larkin. Poor other chap.

Ambridge · 25/04/2013 20:49

What IS it with all the cauliflower in the last few rounds??

PrincessOfChina · 25/04/2013 20:49

They all look like they have been Polyfilla-d.

TSSDNCOP · 25/04/2013 20:49

Are the Bond girls a bit tipsy Grin

imustbepatient · 25/04/2013 20:50

I love the Bond girls too! Love the slightly dirty humour they are starting up, reminds me of nights out with my friends.

StuffezLaYoni · 25/04/2013 20:50

They do look a bit stretched and stapled! But they seem like a nice bunch.

imustbepatient · 25/04/2013 20:51

John is being so nice!

Gerrof · 25/04/2013 20:52

I really like Saira, what a lovely woman.

Such a shame about Larkin, I was thinking he would win, he has got some similarities to the ad American lad who won a few years ago.

I really like Nathalie as well. Can't believe she is in her late twenties, I think her accent is sweet!

Best to come is tomorrow with the food critics and JAY RAYNER SEX GOD.

beanandspud · 25/04/2013 20:53

Why is everything suddenly being served 'four ways'? Is this the new 'thing'?

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