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Masterchef - new thread

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PseudoBadger · 12/04/2013 20:28

Get in here Stairs :o

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WipsGlitter · 25/04/2013 20:29

Oh yeah. Marcus is LUSH.

FreeButtonBee · 25/04/2013 20:29

A ha ha ha! This is more like it!

TSSDNCOP · 25/04/2013 20:30

Stuffez most assuredly. I bet his soufflé doesn't flop Wink

beanandspud · 25/04/2013 20:30

Marcus? Er, no.

He's all yours Stuffez Grin

StuffezLaYoni · 25/04/2013 20:31

I would too but it would be a nerve wracking experience...

DuffyMoon · 25/04/2013 20:31

Greg will be hosting the dinner... I bet he fucking will

TSSDNCOP · 25/04/2013 20:32

And Bean don't think just because I'm distracted by Marcus you can muscle in on Larkin.

TSSDNCOP · 25/04/2013 20:32

Oh dear. Greys going to do his sex pudding face isn't he?

TSSDNCOP · 25/04/2013 20:33

Greg not Greys FFS

beanandspud · 25/04/2013 20:33

Marcus with that slight sneer going "I'm sorry, I'm not eating that..."

Yuk, yuk, yuk.

BedHanger · 25/04/2013 20:33

John has a real soft spot for Natalie, eh.

StuffezLaYoni · 25/04/2013 20:33

Woohoo all mine! Grin
Bastardly he may be but his eyes are so piercing and bright. Yes I sound like a loser.
Ah Natalie really is lovely. I reckon she's got the most potential out of all of them.

FacebookWanker · 25/04/2013 20:33

I love Natalie (or should that be 'luffs'?)

sparkle12mar08 · 25/04/2013 20:34

Marcus Wareing is a jumped up little shit of a human being. He is vicious for the sake of it and has an empty soul.

beanandspud · 25/04/2013 20:34

It's ok TSS, I'm holding out for an appearance by Michel Roux Jnr, he must be tucked away somewhere waiting to pop out before the final Smile.

imustbepatient · 25/04/2013 20:35

Definitely has gimlet eyes Stuffez! Food is sounding scrumptious again. God I hope they pull it off. Can't watch much more from between the gaps in my fingers...

FacebookWanker · 25/04/2013 20:36

I agree with you Sparkle.

TSSDNCOP · 25/04/2013 20:36

Not a fan then Sparkle Grin

StuffezLaYoni · 25/04/2013 20:37

Beanandspud Michel is the king of the cooking world - he's so lovely and kind. Bollocks to the ice man, Michel is far superior!

pepperrabbit · 25/04/2013 20:38

I'm watching this 10 minutes behind the rest of you Smile
That judging was so traumatic, I could barely watch.
Marcus was mean for the sake of mean.

lirael · 25/04/2013 20:39

Well well well, I think our little cockney sparrer might be in front now. Go Natalie!

I do like Saira's attitude though

lirael · 25/04/2013 20:40

Oh no spoke too soon - she's losing it

Passthesaltdear · 25/04/2013 20:40

I'm getting in a stress about thisGrinlol love the way she talks

TSSDNCOP · 25/04/2013 20:40

He was definitely direct. But really what else could he say. Both Dale and Larkin served up totally awful dishes. Presumably the winner of MC looks to work in a pro kitchen. Those plates were nowhere near good enough.

Madamecastafiore · 25/04/2013 20:40

Think Marcus comes top of cunty chefs league. Vile man.

Natalie is proper getting on my wick cor blimey govnor, there ya go love, me ole grandad.

Greg looks like a snooker ref in his tux!!!

I want to have Larkin's children!

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