weird things on eastenders

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sharon arrived with nothing yet after about a week she leaves or tries to with piles of bags. does one or two shifts in the club pay that well? can i have a job there?
Ian's hat is still superglued to his head
all children under eight are strangely mute or seem to disappear (where's Oscar these days?)
people go clubbing during the day

please add your own bizarre happenings?

also how after passionate love making does she make up with her make up still in place and her hair still brushed. if i go to bed after a night out without taking my make up off i wake up looking like russel brand or the bloke from the cure.

Note the crying baby who wasn't crying in the buggy

And butter on toast (Abbie)

Also isn't Lucy a bitch and only 17 in ee - and IMO far too skinny. Legs are matchsticks

janine has managed to go to bank and withdraw a suitcase full of fifties. my bank won't let you withdraw more than 5000 in cash without notice.

Ian always licks his bottom lip while he's talking. Since I noticed it, I can't stop watching for it every bloody time he's on screen. Just his bottom lip. Vair annoying.

And I pointed it out to my DM and now she can't not notice it

I'm sure Sharon does have dc's in RL.
Remember years ago when she went everywhere with a giant shoulder bag? It was because she was up the stick and it wouldn't fit in with her character being infertile.

Where's the brigadoon gone? I think the reason Phil didn't hit the bottle this week because they've changed their fake whiskey brand.

Leticia has no dc, I am sure she cheated on her hubby with a younger man and she is divorced now.