weird things on eastenders

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sharon arrived with nothing yet after about a week she leaves or tries to with piles of bags. does one or two shifts in the club pay that well? can i have a job there?
Ian's hat is still superglued to his head
all children under eight are strangely mute or seem to disappear (where's Oscar these days?)
people go clubbing during the day

please add your own bizarre happenings?

the new lucy is nothing like the old lucy she seems to have aquired a very posh voice when she was down in devon (thats right i remember where she was supposed to be )

how come they can all find jobs and rotate where they work , and why is sharon still dressing like she did in the 90s and why is little dennis not american they were supposed to be living in america or is that 'chelle

DCI Marsden's sole job objective for the last 5 years or so has been to nick Phil Mitchell. I would have thought her lack of success would have meant she had been moved sideways by now. Or maybe she should be encouraged to maybe, you know, investigate some other criminals on her patch.

New Lucy has anxiety issues, old Lucy was her Mothers daughter.

Yes you're right! DCI Marsden is always on duty as well, isn't she! With the other DC dude, whatever his name is. Day or night, with nothing else to do but wait for a Mitchell related incident.

Lucy is completely different. She was fiesty when she left. Then came this stick thin girl who looks like she needs a fish supper. She is so thin I can't watch her when there is a full body shot.

amazes me how Phil's lawyer seems to be purely at his beck and call, for whenever one of them get in a scrape. Doesn't she have any other clients?

I'm fed up with her moody face too. She needs a slap, never mind a fish supper.

Marsden said she was supposed to get pormotion before the whole ben lying thing yet she was still allowed to work on a mitchel case is it police cut backs or something in walford nick.

People leave their drinks half finished, in what universe is this normal?

I mean half drunk cups of tea is one thing; but leaving a barely touched six quid G&T! I think not!

I hate it when they are presented with a cooked breakfast, then have a row and walk out, leaving it, or throwing it in the bin. Get real EE.

Tbh, just being presented with a cooked breakfast.

The are hardly all working in the steel mills.

people have money, but never ever work
Ever!!!!

tanya also shagged her husbands ex lovers brother they are as bad as each other max gives me the creeps though,

jean was never nasty she was Ill but never nasty, athough the rest I agree with especially cora who seems to have been a terrible mother grandmother who was always drunk by the sounds of it , maybe she is the new pat

Masood, on his first day of work as a teaching assistant, wandered out into the playground to find out what Ian was doing at the school gate. He then left school, got into Ian's car and proceeded to counsel him. Rather like his previous job as a postman which regularly allowed him to pop home mid-round.

Where is Masood Family Daughter?

Dm has an article, Kat is going to confess Thursday and Friday.

Tanya also buried max in he woods. An you imagine that thread. AIBU to date my ex who once buried me in the woods for cheating?

hate or date? It's all the same on EE.

Where is Masood Family Daughter?

sacked she is travelling apparently

or AIBU to bury the bastard in the woods for shagging my step daughter in law [grn]

I noticed that lillian not a great first day was it

She went travelling years back, Shabnom I think her name was.

Phills wallpaper! I mean really!!!! And I'm sure the bottom half of the wall is brown too

There is no Chinese takeaway or nandos, they liv in London there's a nandos in every corner
Hardly any of them ever wear coats
Where do they get their hair done
And surely the swings in that park shouldn't have lasted that long!

Houses grow / slaters and folwers seemed to manage to have tons of people staying

Agree no washing machines

All live and work in the square

All seem to drink every lunchtime and go back to work sober

All seem to be related to each other

Any children under 5 seem to go to the same nursery as never with their mums

Erm ......