weird things on eastenders

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sharon arrived with nothing yet after about a week she leaves or tries to with piles of bags. does one or two shifts in the club pay that well? can i have a job there?
Ian's hat is still superglued to his head
all children under eight are strangely mute or seem to disappear (where's Oscar these days?)
people go clubbing during the day

please add your own bizarre happenings?

always makes me laugh as well as when someone has a baby whether janine - blonde girl (billys grandaughter) etc and they cant cope with their baby and they have a baby crying noise and jiggle the baby and so obvious that the baby isnt crying as just lays there all happy and content in the arms

everyone eats in the cafe, tho they are poor/dont have a job

or come into the square and suddenly have a job

the prices in the cafe are really expensive on the board, i think its 6.99 for a fry up that way too much.

The mute barmaid. Think she's called Tracy? The one who occasionally rolls her eyes and nods or shakes her head.

tracey does sometimes speak, but if she speaks then gets paid more, rather then being a regular extra

Tracey has got to be one of the longest serving cast members! There was a market stall holder who was the same, was there forever but never really spoke IIRC.

Reminds me of Morn from DS9 who never spoke but scenes would regularly start with "Oh Morn, you're so funny!"

I think the stall holder was BIg Ron the actor died i remember them mentioning Big rons passing on Enders, Jonathans Ross's mum was an eastenders extra,

the extras seem to fill out weddings and there is always some burly extras to chuck out somebody from the pub after a barney , Winston was is in the football team

(knows far to much about EE entras )

Anyone remember a few years ago the extras revolting

NO i cant remember that but that is really funny

I missed the revolt and revolting chalkboard, ha ha ha.

some eagle eyed watchers out there!

they all have childcare even though they dont work

Christians Quiff. Did ya see his bleached hair tonight. Tin Tin. LOL

Christians Quiff. Did ya see his bleached hair tonight. Tin Tin. LOL

he is also got tighter tshirts and is more tanned these days , he doesn't seem to have much of a story apart from entering the baby into a comp and being the local muscle

you would have think he would have worked out that all was not well when ian was missing, considering bobby is his nephew.

He was too busy sorting the quiff to notice

What pub employs a 'pot-man' these days? At the last count, the vic had two - Fatboy and Patrick.

Who pays to stay in the b & b? Denise is not only allowing shirley to stay for free, but handing her bundles of cash on check out as well! For the ex who killed her husband. Yeah right.

Arthur's shed would surely have been taken over by someone else on the allotment by now? Or local crackheads? But no, as soon as someone is down on their luck or can't find a bed for the night, off to the shed with them.

What is the point of Roxie?

What is the point of Patrick?

When they go to the park, it's always sunny.

What is the point of Roxie?

Not a clue she is a PITA and no point to the character at all

What is the point of Patrick?

Kindly old salt of the earth perhaps ? i do like patrick though

Roxie is totally and utterly pointless and always has been. Her and Christian and the fag hag business always make my teeth itch.

Patrick is always the voice of reason, and his main function is to look harrowed at funerals or get excited about theme nights at the vic.

Laughing a lot at this.
Kids are usually banished from the room to 'wash their hands' when a conversation is about to take place.
Characters always leave Walford with just a rucksack of belongings to show for their entire life!
nobody lives in a normal family set-up of Mum, Dad, dc. Houses are invariably shared with various random waifs, strays, long-list family
Members and friends.
:) but.....
I love soaps I do!

Yy to Roxie being pointless.
There is absolutely no way Jack would be interested in Sharon either.
he's mine

they randomly start celebrating religious festivals or holidays. all of them with a huge bash in the pub but for one year only (ie Diwali, festival of lights)

lola was asked to leave her newborn baby whilst she went to do community service. hope she wasn't breastfeeding.

I haven't watched for ages but I always got annoyed when they would pour a drink (vodka, gin etc) then have it neat. Why are there no mixers!!

Indeed the moons. When they came to the square there was nana, Alfie and Spencer

And now cousin micheal as well as the other 2 brothers (step or half)

What happened to Spencer ??