weird things on eastenders

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sharon arrived with nothing yet after about a week she leaves or tries to with piles of bags. does one or two shifts in the club pay that well? can i have a job there?
Ian's hat is still superglued to his head
all children under eight are strangely mute or seem to disappear (where's Oscar these days?)
people go clubbing during the day

please add your own bizarre happenings?

Agree with all the comments about Sharon. I think it highly doubtful that Jack would be remotely interested in her - and the way she talks to Denny is seriously irritating. The ONLY people that talk to kids in that OTT "sweetie pie" way are those that rarely have anything to do with them and don't know better.

Wish she'd bugger back off to the States again.

Tell you what I've noticed because I have no life at all when people are having breakfast at home it's always toast with no marmalade or jam on, just butter. Always. You may not have noticed that, but you will from now on. Honest .

The only time anyone ever serves up a cooked breakfast, the person they've made it for says "I'm not 'ungry" and storm out. Again - always.

And don't forget David Essex Moon.

CrikeyOHare you have described the breakfast scenarios brilliantly. And when they eat the nearly-dry toast there is always a horrible crisp chompy busy-busy element to it, especially Tanya 'too busy and important with my clippy cloppy high heels to do anything but tut at everyone' Branning.

It is real, isn't it?

Apart from Dot nobody ever puts the kettle on when somebody comes to visit
And you hardly ever see them pigging out on chocolate/crisps etc

Where is Dot?

sharon ordered about '5 lemonades for denny' on the night she arrived... he would have been up all night after that.

zainab masood randomly throwing in ethnic phrases.. or goin on about the mosque... or covering her head with a sleeveless top on (i am muslim btw and find it hilarious when she talks about being judged by her mosque people.. whoever they r)

christian is only ever around when roxy needs a shoulder to cry on.

I did love phil mitchell admitting to sleeping with tracey....and I love jean slater.

They fold washing Half hearty and not properly so would have to be refolded

The car lot / would people really come to a tiny square and buy a crappy car off dodgy dealers???

I watched the omnibus last night and was getting really irritated at the way Sharon talks to Denny and treats him like a fragile little bean. I can't believe he's supposed to be in Y2, she's acting like he's never been out of her sight before! Don't they start school younger than us in the US?

Tanya 'too busy and important with my clippy cloppy high heels to do anything but tut at everyone' Branning.

Oh my god yes that is tanya

I think they start school later in america I am sure its nearer 7

I actually think Sharon and Denny may prove to be a dealbreaker for me if they go on the way they are at the moment. I used to like her years ago, now she just looks rediculous and acts terribly. I don't know if she has children in rl, but she acts around Denny like someone who is totally ill at ease with kids. Why the fuck did she tell him his 'Daddy died saving people in a helicopter'? What the fuck?

The kid Denny is certainly a better actor than Sharon. He smiles and carries on like a trouper as she pointlessly ruffles his hair for the tenth time in a minute in a desperate effort to act 'maternal'.

Sharon'd hair is clearly the weirdest thing on Stenders atm.
What is it all about.
It's surely made of nylon?

'Denny'

No one nowadays calls a child Dennis FFS, I don't care if there was Daddy Dennis, Grandpa Dennis, Nana Dennis and Great Aunt and Uncle Dennis, and they ALL met a sticky end.

He'd have been christened Joshua or Harry like normal children, with Dennis tucked away as a quiet middle name.

EE even tried making us believe there was going to be a baby PAT for a few days

no she doesnt have kids in rl

and rushing to pick him up from school - loved jacks remark about breakfast

everyone in ee just leaves their job and hands market money bag to anyone to look after their stall - or cafe heaving with people

if any of us just left our jobs we would be fired!!!!!

Skimmed to say that Oscar was born in Dec 2007 and my DD1 was born in Jan 2008. DD1 is three times as tall as Oscar, talks, sings, shouts, dances and jumps about. Oscar stands and gawps.

He should have just started reception.

Yeah, Oscar is started YR and Denny supposedly Y2 which doesn't seem to make sense with how Sharron is behaving.

Hahahaha! Yes, LineRunner! the constant HAIR RUFFLING thing Sharon does to that poor bloody kid!

I might run a sweepstake on how many times she touches that poor kid's hair in the next episode.

Didn't Dot leave to stay with a friend? Interestingly who is doing all the washing now Dot and 'hev' are not around to run the launderette!?

that poor kid's hair in the next episode.

you are on monday at 7 we should come take our bets and see who wins

Isn't dot in wales or with rose where is Rose anyway ?

Apparently June asked for a year sabbatical but they agreed to 6 months, so she should be back next month.

good point, no one is doing the washing .................

who needs a job at the moment??

how about jay

I think Sharon will only ruffle Denny's hair 3 times in the next episode, because I don't think she'll be in it so much because they have to give Carly a bit of pointless air time.

Is Kat shagging Masood's brother?

I'm saying 2hair ruffles, one Denny baby

I Havnt watched this week so not up to date with Kata antics but I remember the shadow being tallish and slim build, also his brother would be living in the flat of it was him?