weird things on eastenders

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sharon arrived with nothing yet after about a week she leaves or tries to with piles of bags. does one or two shifts in the club pay that well? can i have a job there?
Ian's hat is still superglued to his head
all children under eight are strangely mute or seem to disappear (where's Oscar these days?)
people go clubbing during the day

please add your own bizarre happenings?

Does anyone want to give me a quick rundown of what's been gin on this week?

2 denny baby a hair ruffle and a babe carly has gone they left in a HOOGE pick up truck on friday ,

Are you all forgetting the other moons, jake and Danny? Danny who was killed and buried in the woods (where are they by the way, because there are afew bodies there to be found) by his brother? Danny who killed the helicopter pilot sexiest man ever to walk the square, Dennis?

Where is Susie branning? She disappeared never to be heard of again.

Is grant still in Portugal? Where's Peggy, aren't people worried about her?

And Sean slater, surely you would report him missing? No contact for years.

All the little children in the square chat to their "parents" during their scenes - most of it clearly unscripted. But little Amy just sits like a cabbage. Never a word and never a smile. She seems to have been a toddler for ever.

They start school later in the US so it probably was Denny's first day.

I can't remember them. But I've been on mummy's special tonic.

jake
Danny

Also, there is cousin maxwell, who got the snow machine for kat and Alfie's wedding. Currently residing I australia with spencer on the run for the law apparently!

Does anyone know where Stephen Beale is?

Poor Tina.

Who is Tina?

Ooh wrong tnread!

I came back from holiday and thought Oscar was being played by another child (denny) rather like they'd changed lucy and lauren!

Amy is a few weeks older than DC2, who was also premature, is tiny and still less of a toddler than Amy.

When anyone goes away on "holiday" the actor returns with a dramatically new haircut. Tell me: WHO of us gets our hair cut/coloured whilst on a 2-week holiday to Marbella/Southend etc?? NO-ONE! Because normal people get their hair cut by their own hairdresser, in their own home town, BEFORE or AFTER their 2-week holiday.

Prime example of this was Peggy - everytime she'd go off to Saaarfend or Spain, she'd come back with a different insanely coiffured barnett.

Most recent example: Abby Branning, who was supposedly in Borneo or somewhere on some sort of ecology volunteering trip all summer, yet returned off the plane with newly bleached and curled Barbie hair extensions and a whole new wardrobe of Topshop gear suitable solely for an Autumnal British climate, and not for summer in Borneo.

And DONT GET ME STARTED on all the recent day-time clubbing or the fact that Monday nights always seem to be the nights everyone gets twatted. Since when were Monday nights the biggest nights of the week?

maybe denny should go away - he needs a haircut big time - then again that means shazza cant ruffle his hair

Why has no one (on EE) mentioned Abby's GCSE's? Surely she should have done her modules in June.

Actors aren't allowed to get their hair cut or coloured because it can affect continuity so if they're off screen for long enough they will do any big changes they've been planning, even then they can get in trouble for it.

why is it that people (women mainly) who are supposed to have a bit of cash (Peggy when she was around,sharon,tanya) never seem to display anything designer. Even young girls these days seem to be carrying Mulberry's and Vuittons.????

We should do a sweepstake on that face Janice pulls when she's pissed off or the times a week billy says 'but I need this job'

Why can't Max pick his feckin feet up when he walks?

YouShouldBeDancing did you mean Janine, or have you turned into Kim

Haha it's the autocorrect although I do think it's hilarious how Kim always calls her Janice!

if i was having a red hot sexual affair, i would not expect to have to make the bed.

Who is Kat shagging?