Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

I'm off on holibobs in an hour and I don't know the televisual set up at our cottage. In fact I don't know if the Internet they have works or if I'll get a phone signal why did I think a rural cottage would be a good idea for holidays????!

Will Mel C bag herself a Jesus in the style of DVO?
Will Dawn French appear?

Will the wind change and ALWs face sticks like that for all eternity?
Will simba Jesus feel the love tonight?

I'm freeeee
Mackem Jesus was in the local paper this week. Two whole pages.

G4 Jesus got binned last week didn't he?

NOW I get what you mean about G4 Jesus. He'll be hiding in the bushes waiting to take down unsuspecting Glasses Jesus & replace him.

Is Mackem Jesus also Spitfire Jesus? And is he also Butlins Jesus?
I've got my Messiahs in a muddle.

Me too Sue.

S'alright, I will get 'em in a row when it starts.
Then they'll start whittling them down so it'll be easier

wifi an tv both in full working order at holiday cottage Glaikit! bring on the messiahs!

Phew. 8pm it is

Fat Thor. He's not the Messiah. But I hope he's a very naughty boy .

Wouldn't that be a great exit ritual, if for some weird reason they don't do my cave idea? The whole audience chorusing together 'you're NOT the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy' and they have to slink off, all dejected.
Ace.

If they don't, we'll be shouting it at the tv here at ours

Mackem Jesus is Butlins Jesus yes. I think G4 Jesus will be hiding camouflaged in his brown jeans . Setting booby traps for Simba Jesus.

I have a feeling I may miss this, again. Dh seems to think it is his turn to watch what he wants after weeks of crap singing comps and tennis or something

G4 jesus didn't get through did he?? (still haven't caught up on last week)

I'm out, what time is kick off?

All present and correct here for watching. We too will be joining in the exit ritual suggested by Sue. Genius. I have a glass of wine and the chilli is cooking. Bring on the Jesuses!

8pm. Am ready.

Raah. I would leave the bastard.

Sue- I am seriously considering it

I'm here!! Have been for a wee, have large Baileys in hand.

is ot jesuses or jesi?

I am here too. DH has agreed to watch so it should be fun.

It would be Jesi if it were Latin, Glaikit. Shall we go for 'Messiahs'? Simpler all round.

Jesususususuususes I think

excited now