OBEM - is it on? Can anyone be bothered?

[StarlightDicKenzie]

So, is it still on?

"everyone that comes here looks pregnant" - you're in the delivery suite you thick twat idiot!

why do you think she is thick?

I've got Pregabalin too, it doesn't make me feel sick. I have just been given Topiramate for migraine prevention which is making me feel sick, but the number one side effect is weight loss!

why is EVERY single woman on this program CTGd? WHY WHY WHY???????

Did you see the chart!!!! PATHETIC CONTRACTIONS hahah she has no idea.....

Does seem to get a lot of teenagers on it.

No way on earth is she going to be 9cms

A sarong....sounds so so funny

mine didn't Stranded - I think it's attached to my spine!!! Bottomless pit it is!

The Southampton hospital was far better. This seems to have got a bit lazy.

Give her a break she is on a monitor. You have to be on bed.

Topiramate causes weight loss? Hand it over!!!

"cosss lliikee, why we are here, like, on this eeerrrfffff..."

Maybe im being mean

al this talk of tramadol and stuff. it's chuffing labetolol i need.

I am mega bored of the young mums too. It's the same bloody story week after week. I just want to scream at the prducers, 30-somethings can be interesting too, you know!

Yes I am watching One Epidural Every Minute...

Quick-snack run!

Cardiotocography - ctg - monitoring the baby

Why are they talking about inducing her? We need more information!

i have a theory about the young 'uns. maybe they're less inhibited than the older women about being filmed with all the bits and blood and everything. or they haven't thought through being on national telly as much as older mums have.
not to be patronising, just trying to find a pattern.
(channel 4 chose younger mums probably is the real pattern)

CTG monitoring. which you really shouldn't be strapped to the minute you walk through the chuffing door, unless you are high risk.

so far i think every single woman in this series has had it.

that younger man looks so happy and smiley

No methe" that is OBEM US*!!!!