OBEM - is it on? Can anyone be bothered?

[StarlightDicKenzie]

So, is it still on?

The midwife could be on a comedy sketch

quite chirpy

Is she for real?

i dont believe that anyone can truly empathize with a woman in labour unless they have been through it.

Midwife is fucking weird

'quite chirpy'?!?! Bring it down 10 notches. I would definitely punch her!!!

OMG how annoying is that midwife!

That MW voice is so annoying. I'm so pleased she was not my MW

That midwifes voice would drive me nuts in labour.

She reminds me of Umbridge in Harry Potter when Umbridge is being faux-sickly sweet...

i can see why she had the entonox thrown at her

No wonder you've had the entonox thrown at you, love! I feel like throwing something at you through the telly!

IT"S NOT part of labour, it's because you're doing their nut!!!!

Dont say that BackPack. The GP weighed me yesterday because he said he needs to monitor my weight while I take it because I could lose up to about 10kgs. When I googled there was one lady who went from a size 16 to a 10!

"what do you mean it's now right now" - er, the woman's asking for an epi, go ask for one!!

i think we women are warriors.

No love, the entinox thrown at you and the feet in the rib cage are nothing to do with "progressing nicely" it's because you're sodding annoying!!!

How How How do they measure how dilated you are?

like naomi

the girls husband is really PISSING me off :( when she was writhing in the pool. I wish I could dunk his head in there

Too right- powerful is one way to describe it!

With their fingers tiger

Useless dad

Powerful experience my arse!