X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

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That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

DH reckons Rhythmix.

I'm tempted to agree although I can't see Sophie getting too many votes....

Ooooh, I don't know the nicknames yet, but I really liked Sami, Sophie and Rhythmix.

Want Nu Vibe to go this week!

:-)

Thanks for the new thread :) I reckon it will be NuVibe to go tonight.

Hopefully DS will go to sleep nicely so I can be on time :)

I'd like Frankie to go as he was dreadful last night, but I think the hoardes of teenage girl voters will keep him in!

Other than that Rhythmix or Kitty

I think

Nu Vibe were shittola
Craig is a camp Elvis with a creepy snarl
Sophie was lumbered with a stripped back song (again) and deserves to stay in
Marcus was ropey, shame
Rythmix make me a bit stabby - it's all too much mascara and hair extensions
The Risk I love
Johnny. FFS.
Sami - cabaret not pop parade
Frankie - asthma.co.uk called, they want their voice back
Kitty. FFS. Part Deux.
Misha - love her. Diva on, bitch.
Janet - just talks in an oirish voice. Stabby.

And

Gazza - is a bit dull
Louis - Irelands biggest tosser
Tulisa - like her, not her lipstick
Kelly - did you know she knows Beyoncé? Strue.

I MISS 2 SHOES

Yay- great thread title

Are they still doing bottom two then a sing off??
If so then Kitty will be in it and the judges will boot out someone good for ratings.

Katie Waisall all over again!! ARGH! [hangry]

8pm, I have checked.

I too miss 2 Shoes.

Love the thread title- have been stuck at ds's karate tournament all day. Am v fed up and crap at posting on my phone. Had better be home in time!!

they're all bloody awful.

You can't tell me that lot is the best of 200000 applicants.

I thought two shoes were awful as well but I'd also hazard a guess that the reason they were booted was because one of them was pg.

Loving Pinot's synopsis.

I think nu vibe (bag o shite) and either sophie or johnny in the bottom two. Nu vibe will go.

I am actually warming to kitty...

Sophie or No Vibe to go. Who's the guest performer tonight, was it Rihanna? Yay

Johnny Funnybones CANNOT go. You think I'm bitchy now? I may combust if he goes. I cba to go to the shop to buy mobile phone credit (I do this so infrequently, I have to write my network on my brick of a phone ) to vote but if he stays in, I will for next week. For the first time evah

Janet and Misha were fab last night. Frankie's pants look frankly impossible to walk in. Johnny is sweet and will probably gain votes, Louis is such a tosspot though. Kitty=Katie dead-eyed Waissel 2: the return of the sociopath.

Ursual, are you coming to XF tonight? We don't never see your like round 'ere no more . Did you get a life? Can you get me one?

I love johnny, just think that the people that vote ( I always imagine it is mainly teenagers, could be wrong!) won't like him.

I friggin hate frankie. His trousers made him look like my dd when she has filled her nappy.

I honestly have no idea who'll go tonight, the vast majority of them last night were total bobbins.

Keep the little Grace Jones in, and after that I don't give a hoot.

This thread is the only thing that makes the show worth watching.

Well, that and Barry's sexy eyebrows...

My DH seems pissy enough when I watch X Factor never mind if I were to MN during it. The bastard

Do the judges pick from teh bottom 2 or is it all public vote?

thank goodness that's over- am back just in time to bath kids make tea sort out uniforms to have a LARGE vodka, before it starts.(but ds did win 2 trophies, so not all bad).

Hope they do the mimed cabaret act this week (missed it last week, strangely, felt there was something missing)

Nu-vibe, or Pigstix to go,since I doubt Kitty will, Johnny will have a fan base, I'm sure. Barry will be lucky this week- his acts were uniformly rubbish, one deserves to go, but won't.

Janet can't go (because we are still being nice), Sophie wasn't good, but should be given better material (although I thought she was a bit sad, going on about how the focus is on the other acts, and not her, made her sound a bit whingy). Meeeeeshaaaa Loaf-Bonce not as good as she has been.

Marking my place.

Loaf-bonce
DD is clean and under strict instructions to fall asleep within the next 20 mins. Or elsers.

See, I didn't really get the whole Kitty thing- basically it looked like a set they wanted to use for Weasel and didn't get chance to. She kept in tune, which is more than most of the others did- but i refuse to like her .

and i know they have limited time (have to fit in all the adverts, don't they?), but I hate how they totally butcher songs- missing out huge chunks, so they don't make sense. makes it very hard to sing along