X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

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That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

Haha at johnny and the phone box.

it says 'The Female Boss',i think

they are bloody well miming

Why are they miming? Makes a bigger mockery of the whole thing.

I have an unhealthy want for that one in the Risk with the eyes - ooh young maaaan

Why is Frankie Cock-Oozer dressed in my old tights?

Shit miming Geraldine. The cruise ships expect better...

Well johnny wasn't miming, could def hear his camp tones.

Oh God, Tulisa's "dancing"....

Pigging awful miming there

Frankie has accidently put on the bits that are missing from Kelly's frock.

I hate the group song bits, it is like a school production. Kind of Glee without the polish.

i think Johnny did a cheeky ad-lib, but it was definitely mimed.

hello everyone, think I am over Geraldine 'belting' one out

Mischa is getting on my tits now, good voice but shes a bit up herself - just like Kitty..

thought sophie was alright, better than most of the other dross last night. nu vibe to go pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rhythmix and novibe in the sing off? (please)

Gary SHOULD feel threatened by Sami. She's built like a brick shithouse. I would fancy his chances.

Fingandjeffing, yy to unpolished glee!

bof

Hello. Trying to get daughter pc to work here

II HATE COMPUTERS

Am missing all the fun

I read in the paper that Kelly threatened to sack misha due to her being such a diva and rude to the crew. She does have a very smug expression but shes prob the best singer.

I hope dirty frankie goes.

My ds has just told me there is another Facebook campaign to beat the X Factor getting the Xmas No. 1.
Nirvana, Smells like teen spirit.
Why do they do that?