X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

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That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

Bea - DH has learnt now that Saturday and Sunday nights are exclusively for XF and he likes watching it too

Fjuck me, Jezza Vile has a game show. Thin end of the wedge, that.

I have never voted

I just sit here and give my expert opinion [hgrin]

lol salt and caramel

Ooh get you, Gary.

Am I the only one who's getting just a leetle turned off by his over-smug arrogance now?

Bazza is looking hot in that suit...

Katy Perry was shit last year. I bet she mimes this year.

I have never voted either, for anything. But I shall make an exception for Luffly Johnny Funnybones.

Oh blardy hell, not this one.

I wasn't very happy with Gazza last night. A bit too smug, yes.

YY Saywolef, was over the Bazza love a couple of weeks ago.

Why is she putting on a weirdly British accent?

Why is she singing like that??

She has a skanky syphilitic husband, doesn't she? So she should feel right at home around Cockoozer.

She really suits pink hair.

I can see why she usually wears her hair down.

Is it my imagination or has Katy lost weight?

If Katy mimes I will loose my faith in the entertainment business. Because she's, like, so real.

She sounds like she's singing in English but can only speak French.

She looks like whatsherface. Her from Clueless.
Her backing singer is pretty though.

I like Katy perry, and I think she might actually be playing that guitar. This song is very un Katy perry though.

This is shit

What does 'syphilitic' mean?

Those stage decorations remind me of iced gems.

I like the hair though, the 'do. Partial to a victory roll myself.

Seriously what is going on with the hair? Are her roots meant to be like that? The general hair situation is upsetting me tonight.