X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

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That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

Yes Shoulders its terrible TV, dull dull dull. And when are they going to say something more interesting than 'we're going to work harder and harder, we've got a lot more to give, we're so grateful/thankful/humble to be here blah blah...

except Micha who just said she's going to keep working betta and betta

Oh fuck off Geraldine, 'I just wanna thank the public because it goes to prove you don't have to be a size 6 to make it in the music industry'.

Try telling that to Michelle McManus and Rick Waller

Haven't read the whole thread, maybe been discussed, but does anyone recognise Tulisa's earrings? They are gorge..

Chris de burgh on xtra factor. Brilliant. He said Frankie should stop waving his arms about. And professor green said he needs a hair cut. Some girl in the current sugababes said he's not got a great voice. No celebrity endorsement for Frankie then!

I now hate the sugababe. She's backing rhythmix, for schizzle. Ffs.

Sorry Sorbet missed the earrings. YY Shoulders, I'm loving that no one has anything nice to say about Cock-oozer.

Kitty is a true psychopath, when a viewer phoned in and asked if she's realising that it's important to connect with the audience, she just looked with her cold grey eyes and said 'I just want to be the best performer I can be'

ew lokk at skanky boy scratch his head. Do you think his crabs and nits join for a party every night on his torso (shudder)?

ew lokk at skanky boy scratch his head. Do you think his crabs and nits join for a party every night on his torso (shudder)?

Now The Feeling are struggling to say anything nice about Frankie too, brilliant

Cock-oozer bedded 67 girls

How repulsive.

The wanted emma they are called the wanted. Tut. I iz down with the kidz.

I have never seen them before.

Yuck. I wonder how he chose which 7 to get tattooed on his bum. And how degraded the 60 who didn't make the buttocks feel.

He just didn't catch their names, I think.

Waaah I missed the thread

Had to watch on time lag as the Sunday night trauma that is uniforms ironed/ bags packed/ lunches done wasn't completed in a timely manner. As a family we're really gonna have to get our shit together.

Was surprised at Skanky Frankie being in the bottom two, all credit to the teenage girl audience contingent this year

Internet''s been mucking about all evening so I couldn't get on.

What I want to know is, have any of those judges - and Simon Cowell - ever heard a band called The Beachboys? Now, maybe I'm mad, because obviously they aren't that well known, but really, I would have thought they might have come across them at some point, being in the business an' all.

Anyway, if you've heard the Beachboys, whether you actually like them or not, how can you possibly say anything good about any of those boy bands they're desperately peddling and trying to foist on to the public.

I heard Wand Erection (was it them? they were shite but nothing new there) and they got a standing ovation from the judges for basically all singing in unison. I do understand that was pretty good for them though as let's face it, they weren't ever any good anyway.

That boy band who were kicked off tonight were just the same.

Hello ladies, just caught up on this brill thread.

My take is that something is really sadly lacking this year and it aint the Cowell and Cole smug love fest (shudders at the memories). Im shocked that Gary has such a poor catogory. I am in no doubt that the judges have little say in who goes through though.
Kitty deserved her place. I like sophie and think she has a nice tone to her voice. The risk are pretty good and although i know i should like Misha and craig....i dont. Have read the reports in the papers of diva behaviour and it wouldnt surprise me if its true.
I dont get the bedsit johnny love. Hes just a crap drag queen who is under the misapprehension that camp always = funny. He makes me feel a bit violent as does Mary Magdalene ie Janet Devlin

Couldn't agree more chipstick.

Couldn't stand Cole tbh. Would like to see Cowell back and the loony Louis replaced by Gary, who seems like he's taking it fairly seriously, whereas everyone else is just saying "you were wonderful" without any idea of discrimination. Mind you, I don't think Gary's heard the Beach Boys either, nor Alison Moyet, or any other singer who can actually do what they are being paid to do, ie. sing. Still, with a few notable exceptions, I guess a lot of them were around before kids like Kelly, Gary and Tulisa were born

Oh yeah, The Wanted, I wasn't paying attention.

Check out this potato.. does it remind you of anyone?

Rythmix

pmsl at the potato

poor piggy pigstix!

Emma -

That's amazing! It's soooo like her....

It's uncanny isn't it!

If that spud was wearing adidas trackies, it'd have a recording contract.

Have just seen the Twinings tea advert and realised why Sophie's version of 'Wherever you go' by the Calling sounded so familiar!

They just can't do anything original on X Factor!