X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

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That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

Oh, DD likes The Wanted.
One of them has a Cauliflower hairdo, a perm like my mother.

Havent voted for years, since Will Young, but i love Johnny too, heard a very funny interview with him today, apparently he got a nice email from Kylie..

No we don't like The Wanted.

God love 'em anyway, them and their Big Book of Simple Rhymes.

sorry, late arrival to the thread

One of them has hair like Frankie CockOozer [hhmm]

They all look llike theyve been dunked in chip fat. eucgh.

And if they did this song, that lyric would change to Thrush.

Did Dermot just say Reem? Unexpected TOWIE crossover there!

I think Mylene has had a couple of babies , you know- but she never mentions it

Did Kylie email Jonnie? How fab. I luff Jonnie.

Who's voted then, come on?

Well, it's been on for 15 mins now and still no actual entertainment...

That's 06 for Johnny everyone.

I shall be voting next week, assuming he's in. Does it cost a lot?

They used to wear scarves and have their boots untied, iirc.

Must have a new stylist.

Evening all. Just wandered in having missed half of it last night. From what I saw though, it was not great apart from Sami who was v good.

adverts now and DH has started flicking channels

I'm gonna have to get the controls off him

Their new stylist should advise them of the fabulous new developments in haircare - like shampoo.

FOUND YOU

Can't believe nothing has happened so far in the x factor except breaks, well actually I can.

My guesses for bottom 2 are : Marcus and Sophie

Great excitement here cause the wee girl in thr natwest ad has the same bunny as DD. our bunny is 9yo and much loved.

I voted for Marcus by text last night. Just the once though.