X Factor Results - how we LOVE to see their HEARTBREAK <evil cackles>

[SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses]

That's cos of the Love and Heartbreak theme, do you see what I did there?

Who's for the chop then? I think Chip Shop Sophie or Mr Biscuits. It would be great if No Vibe went too, can we lobby for a double eviction?

Only just caught up with the results. The right 2 were in the sing off. Hopefully Frankie will go next week.

Do you think Tuliza is regreting binning Two Shoes? I was quite surprised when she did and let them stay.

Just caught up with the results of the Z Factor

Gary = Poor man's Simon Cowell
Kelly = Poor man's Beyonce (and put ur boobs away, girlfriend)
Tulisa = Poor man's Cheryl (and what's with all the dad dancing?)
Louis = Poor man
Misha B = Poor man's Grace Jones
Janet = Poor man's Ellie Goulding
Sophie = PM's Sarah Brightman
Frankie = PM's Bubbles the Chimpanzee
Kitty = PM's Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (her nose is holding up well)
Johnny = PM's Danni Minogue
Marcus = PM's Harold from the Halifax ads
Rhythmix = PM's Spice Girls
Craig = PM's Robbie Williams going thru one of his fat phases
Sami = PM's Cruise Ship Singer - no actually, PM's Cruise Ship

It's no wonder Simon's having a tantrum, really, is it?

The 'twist' wasn't much of a twist after the first time, was it? What else do you think they might come up with to make it more interesting (apart from real talent, of course?).

Hey, Simon! How about finding some real singers who are coming up the hard way (ie, not singing badly on TV) and doing docu-style programmes about them?

On second thoughts, no, it would be too horrible watching good people being turned into clones.

Mingehead is having a pre-planned tantrum just to raise a bit more publicity so he can then come back and be a hero and sort out the other judges as was planned all along. Like on BGT. That's my theory anyway.

Hope he does! I can't wait to see his strange frozen cellulitey face and his over botoxed eye which is now almost as droopy as his moobs.

Ranty why are you surprised she binned two shoes and kept Nu vibe? She was always going to keep her put together foder no matter how bad they sounded, two shoes were never really in with a shout. Im still furious about it. Im so glad Nu vibe got the boot even though Frankie was worse

Hadn't thought of it like that chipstick but still a really bad decision she made and last weekend proved it.

YY to Mingehead: The Return. I miss him so much, I may watch American XF tonight.

Mostly I am considering watching it cos they make them do fabulous group dances as a huge synchronised mass of desperation. I think we should do that, I'd love to see Johnny Funnybones and Mr Biscuits dance-off.

I do have Simon Cowell withdrawal symptoms

8pm, ITV2. This week is Judges Houses (I have not seen it yet, I caught a trailer). Will the drag act that is Sinnita be there, do we think?

Ooh I'll watch that instead of working Sue!

Just seen the clip of Rebecca Fergusons new single (dm sorry)- proof, if it was needed, that the wrong person won the X-Factor last year (sorry Matt the Hat). Classy lady, that Bex- did I mention she is from Liverpool
here- scroll down a bit

Loved it. Played it to DH and he straightaway piped up, "I'd buy that album."

This is why we're sick of the XF

I saw that Saywolef, what a bunch
Is Rebecca a Scouser then? Who knew?

I am now sucked into the sleb world of the DM, thanks to that link. Those pictures down the side call me

Lookit: Frankie Cockoozer wanker. Picking up equally grubby looking friends. I like the article just to see how Sophie is dressing more and more like a French Exchange Student circa 1995 every day.

Sue, the right hand side of the DM showbiz webpage is completely addictive!

uurgh, cock-oozer really is repulsive. I see Misha B ('B' obviously standing for bread head) is sporting a nice plaited brioche today.

Sadly I have visitors so can't join you tonight [hangry].

I loved Rebecca last year, she has an amazing voice.
I'll look forward to seeing her perform her new single, I may even buy it.

I've just read this..

Gary Barlow told the paper, "Simon said we needed to work at the show and make it 10 per cent better each week, so by the end of the series the show will be 50 per cent better. That is what we are trying to do this week"

10% better?? 50% better?? whatever happened to one million percent!?

Ah well, 50% more is 150% so I guess we'll have to be satisfied with that for the moment.

Frankie: yes total wanker. Even dd, at only 12, turns her nose up at him.

I don't care how they dress, on or off stage. I'd just like them to be able to sing.

I'm going to miss the beginning at least as I have to take dd to the Carnival. Sorry, I just thought I'd drop in before it started to say hi to you all, and explain my absence.

How much hair does that girl have?