X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

[NosfeRaahhtu]

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

Lolling muchly at the G.A.Y dance vibe. The future's bright, boyos.

This is bad. And one of them sounds very girly.

It's shit- they look half asleep, and the audience is further on in the process.

lovethesea it says The Female Boss :)

Lovethesea it says 'The Female Boss' WTAF?

Bland.

Say it Louis. Word.

Great minds REstrained

totes emoshe.

Rooollll.....

I miss 2Shoes already

It was like they were all singing along at a silent disco.

Shit.

will there be a tribute to Betty Turpin tonight? A group song around a steaming hotpot?

I hears you Bazza. Amen.

No vibe for me, either, if you were in the room, Bazza.

arf at no vibe.

The Female Boss!!???!! Now there's a reason for a cryptic chinese symbol if ever there was one.

I love evil Gary, I really would have a go on him.

Pud it DOWN! Or put them down. Underdogs need to go to the vet...

Aw, Betty. It's like my grandma died

It sounded so quiet and very muted.

RIP Betty Turpin. Your name made me think of wee, highwaymen and casserole.

Ooh he's undone the top button this week

Oh look, time for a break!

Time for DH to dish up my curry!

You can sing the Coronation Street theme tune using only the letter X and the word "Factor", although there is a point where there's a bit of a lull between the X and the Factor.

All the contestants should be forced to do that as a tribute to Betty.