Wow. Am all caught up, and read thread at the same time. Have to say that was one of the funniest XF threads I've ever read. Before I get stuck into my summary, can someone PLEASE PM me LeBof's story as it was already deleted when I got here [hsad]
OK....
In no particular order....
Gary's little eyebrow flirt at the very beginning made me giggle like a schoolgirl.
WTAF is going on with Tulisa's weird arm shakey non-salute thing?
CockOozer was absolutely shite. Couldn't sing in tune, sounded like he'd just run a marathon.
I am soooo over Janet. Have to admit that DH and I did like her in the auditions but I'm bored of the breathy trying-to-be-Cranberries-style-but-failing voice.
Craig's singing sneer scares me a bit.
I love Johnny but agree that he should be given a more serious song. And yes he looked very like Alan Cummings in drag. As an aside, DH thinks Johnny and Louis should get together as they'd make a very sweet couple 
Actually quite enjoyed Kitty, or at least didn't hate it as much as I thought I would
Sami was boring right up until the last 15 seconds.
Marcus was good although I didn't know the song.
Rhythmix - ... ... ... There are no words really. Miss Claggynut terrifies me a little bit. She looked like she had thrush the way she was hopping from foot to foot. And WTAF was going on with their clothes? And the rousing speech from Tulisa at the end?
Nu Vibe - No vibe. Thanks Gary.
The Risk - OK. Could listen again. Was a bit meh though.
Sophie was meh.
And thanks for missing me Sue and Brooms 