X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

[NosfeRaahhtu]

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

and he was wearing fake tattoo sleeves and had dyed black hair and ginger stubble while condemming what in comparison seemed like some quite inoffensive yellow slacks

@'singing knob'

someone on a thread this week called the OH a 'cockwomble'.
I like that.
I want the opportunity to call someone a cockwomble.

Tess Daly was on This Morning publicising her new novel.
It's all about a tv star I think.
How the Fuck did she get a book deal?

Checking in, marking my place.

And what have I found here? That we're banned from slating the fey, oirish pixie? Bugger.

But to make up for it, you, the people of this Fred have given me my new favourite word - which is of course COCKWOMBLE

I wish i could find the thread, as i don't want to take credit for cockwomble....it trips off the tongue very nicely...fnarr

Lady, this is Tess's 2nd book: remember what happened when she released the last one?!

In that case, I was married to Uncle Fecking Bulgaria. In deeds, if not in girth or length.

Nah, Rahh, don't bother looking. I will credit you !

I feel a bit sorry for Tess, mind you, serves her right for writing such a smug book. Vernon is a cockwomble.

yay! Vernon is indeed a Cockwomble!

Sue was your DH a litter picker?

Last Saturday I was FORCED to go out into RL and have a social life. I've put my foot down and there won't be any more of those shenanigans going on tonight, I tell you. I am well and truly settled on my spiritual home, the sofa.

No ducks, he was fuck all use in any respect as it happens.

Social lives are very overrated
because i don't have one
and certainly shouldn't happen on Saturday nights between now and the week before Christmas.

checking in, just settling Wagner in for the night with his cocoa and lap blanket. He gets quite emotional watching X Factor, bless him.

Phew, just in the nick of time!

Am preparing my Naice clichés for Janet's perfomance.

Checking in, looking forward to Barry oggling

Craig's hair. I have no words.

Woo hoo I'm here! So excited!
Terrible theme, who chose that?!

Not sure I can be naice to anyone today.
Sorry.

So, according to DM, Mischa B has been a diva-ish brat this week, 'she threatened to kick her out'. Oooh!

I set up my pc just for this thread, but I have DD and her friend now so I might actually have to talk to them instead of being here [hsad]

Tulisa is going to do her pointless arm display, isn't she?