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X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

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NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 13:11

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional Sad

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

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NettoSpookerstar · 15/10/2011 19:56

Now that's a song

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 19:56

An ad break, thank goodness. It just went on, you know? Easily seven minutes of actual programming, it's just too much.

Fit farmers.

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 19:56

What will they put Sami in this week? a)batwings b)sequins c)a jumpsuit

NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 19:57

phew- I did wonder when the ads would be on- was getting panickyGrin

YEO VALLEY!

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herbietea · 15/10/2011 19:57

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LeBOOOf · 15/10/2011 19:57

I read in the press that Klitty was planning to take a bit of a risk this week.

But that might have referred to her shagging the Cockoozer.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 15/10/2011 19:57

Ooh I kind of hope for a combi of all three ivanta.

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 19:58

Kitty is shooting fireworks out of her arse this week.

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 19:58

d) all of the above, Ivanta.

NellVarnish · 15/10/2011 19:58

Found you!

BloodandSCRUMatron · 15/10/2011 19:58

[hgrin] klitty

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 15/10/2011 19:58

X post Sue!

HazeltheMcWitch · 15/10/2011 19:58

I hope for all three also, HaveALittle.
But mostly, I hope for a good bra.

IvantaOuiOui · 15/10/2011 19:59

I think it was Mumsnet last year that taught me the word "gunt" when Mary Byrne came on in a sequinned batwinged jumpsuit.

LadyEvilEyes · 15/10/2011 19:59

I've never tried a mikado.
Are they nice?

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:00

Geraldine said this week she would snog Me-sha. Maybe they'll have Hers and Hers outfits.

NosfeRaahhtu · 15/10/2011 20:00

if Kitty is doing Bjork, she will be all covered in glitter, and be all quirky and wacky and not at all like the Weasel YAWN.

Kitty, we tolerate you so we can slag you off. Cos we have a temp ban on being mean to the oirish pixie.

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HazeltheMcWitch · 15/10/2011 20:00

What's a gunt?

This will be my 2nd new word from this thread.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 15/10/2011 20:01

Go Sami Go!

BOOareHaunting · 15/10/2011 20:01

NuVibe were crap last week and crapper this week. Grin

HazeltheMcWitch · 15/10/2011 20:01

No. NO to the hat.

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 15/10/2011 20:01

Inspiration for fat kids to have singing lessons

Themumsnot · 15/10/2011 20:02

What's she going to sing?

LadyEvilEyes · 15/10/2011 20:02

She seems very nice does Sami.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 15/10/2011 20:02

Rem everybody hurts?